The "I slap you with..." thread

[VinsCool]

AJ looks north and sees a bottle of vodka all by itself. AJ decides to keep the bottle company. AJ opens the bottle and takes a large gulp of vodka. Two seconds later she realised that it was a bottle of Devil Springs Vodka the one Vodka that is her mortal enemy. AJ instantly regrets not reading the label first and collapses in the corner. The silly girl will need some time to recover

*VinsCool takes the bottle of vodka from the table, making sure to not step on AJ's passed out body.
VinsCool takes a few sips, grimacing after the last gulp.
Accuracy fell.

VinsCool then gets closer to AJ, shaking her shoulders a bit, asking if she's alright.

3 options are presented.

1- Answer "I'm okay" trying to not throw up.
2- Tell the truth
3- Pretend to be passed out hoping to get left alone.

 

[AmandaRose]

*VinsCool takes the bottle of vodka from the table, making sure to not step on AJ's passed out body.
VinsCool takes a few sips, grimacing after the last gulp.
Accuracy fell.

VinsCool then gets closer to AJ, shaking her shoulders a bit, asking if she's alright.

3 options are presented.

1- Answer "I'm okay" trying to not throw up.
2- Tell the truth
3- Pretend to be passed out hoping to get left alone.

AJ decides to select the hidden 4th option which is Pretend to be passed out then punch Vinscool right in the balls. Little did Vinscool know that he had walked into a trap the bottle of Vodka that AJ drank had been placed there earlier in the day be her and was filled with water not vodka.

 

[VinsCool]

AJ decides to select the hidden 4th option which is Pretend to be passed out then punch Vinscool right in the balls. Little did Vinscool know that he had walked into a trap the bottle of Vodka that AJ drank had been placed there earlier in the day be her and was filled with water not vodka.

*VinsCool endured the hit, then went back on feet.
All Status effects were reverted.
VinsCool decides to go back to the kitchen then pick up the pot of now cold tar, preparing for retaliation, still hurting between legs.

 

[AmandaRose]

AJ sits pensively on the floor planing her next evil move.

 

[VinsCool]

*VinsCool needs to evacuate frustration.
Picks up one of the Large Trout then surprises Noctosphere with a very prompt hit on the nose, while still gagging from the Tar eaten earlier.

 

[AmandaRose]

*VinsCool needs to evacuate frustration.
Picks up one of the Large Trout then surprises Noctosphere with a very prompt hit on the nose, while still gagging from the Tar eaten earlier.

AJ runs over and grabs Noctosphere who is staggering all over the place due to the hit to the nose from the trout.

AJ asks Noctosphere if he is alright and he slowly nods his head to say he is ok

AJ slowly leans into give Noctosphere a kiss. Noctosphere shuts his eyes big mistake AJ punches him in the balls then spins around and hits VinsCool in the balls for a second time. Noctosphere and VinsCool are both collapsed on the floor crying like little babes.

AJ stands still with her arms folded laughing maniacally

 

[VinsCool]

AJ runs over and grabs Noctosphere who is staggering all over the place due to the hit to the nose from the trout.

AJ asks Noctosphere if he is alright and he slowly nods his head to say he is ok

AJ slowly leans into give Noctosphere a kiss. Noctosphere shuts his eyes big mistake AJ punches him in the balls then spins around and hits VinsCool in the balls for a second time. Noctosphere and VinsCool are both collapsed on the floor crying like little babes.

Of course Noctosphere falls for the oldest trick of the world

 

[AmandaRose]

Amanda Jane irl suddenly realised her whole team is staring at her because she is doing no work lol. AJ replies with fuck every one of yous I am the boss and you work for me I dont work for you and everyone bursts out laughing. That actually just did happen lol I better go and do some work bye everyone

 

[Localhorst86]

And they say "romance is dead and gone"....

 

[DeslotlCL]

why nobody slaps me in the butt :[

 

[Dionicio3]

why nobody slaps me in the butt :[

 

[DeslotlCL]

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[slaphappygamer]

Slap you with happygamer!

 

[drenal]

Slap you with happygamer!

Slaps you with some Flex Tape™

 

[keven3477]

slaps drenal with his own dabbing torracat avatar.

 

[drenal]

slaps drenal with his own dabbing torracat avatar.

Its not a torracat

 

[Noctosphere]

Its not a torracat

you are right...
Only Incineroar is on two feet

 

[drenal]

you are right...
Only Incineroar is on two feet

ITS NOT INCINEROAR

 

[Noctosphere]

ITS NOT INCINEROAR

 

[slaphappygamer]

Slaps you with some Flex Tape™

Wraps a spatula with 20 grit sandpaper and MAKES IT COUNT!