The "I slap you with..." thread

[Noctosphere]

On warcraft III, there are games hosted by bots
And a command on them is !slap NAME
It makes you throw something at it, slap it with something
or sometime, it makes you do something awkward to the target
Here, the target will be the above user

Here are some examples
Noctosphere slap AmandaRose with a tuna
Noctosphere throw a macbook to dinohscene
Noctosphere ties grey72 to his bed and set fire on it


Your turn
Slap me

 

[Pleng]

Slap me

Unfortunately I don't have the authority to slap you with a ban hammer.

 

[DeslotlCL]

Unfortunately I don't have the authority to slap you with a ban hammer.

-snip-

 

[keven3477]

Keven slaps the person above me with a book

 

[Dionicio3]

A GBATemp Moderator slaps this thread with a golden padlock

 

[VinsCool]

*VinsCool slaps Noctosphere around a bit with a large trout

 

[AmandaRose]

AJ Rose throws high heel towards VinsCools face.

 

[VinsCool]

*VinsCool slabs a steaming hot oily frying pan on AmandaRose's forehead while she's doing the bacon move to escape the 3rd degree burn.

 

[Minox]

* Minox slaps VinsCool around a bit with a large trout

 

[AmandaRose]

AJ Rose slaps @Minox violently to the face with the back of her hand and steals large trout from him while saying

Hey Minox thanks for the fish

 

[Minox]

* Minox slaps AmandaRose around a bit with another large trout

 

[VinsCool]

/slap Minox

Too lazy to recopy that.

 

[AmandaRose]

* Minox slaps AmandaRose around a bit with another large trout

AJ Rose stealthy sneeks behind Minox and tickles his armpits with a feather causing him to drop the trout

 

[VinsCool]

AJ Rose stealthy sneeks behind Minox and tickles his armpits with a feather causing him to drop the trout

*VinsCool is currently heating up a pot of sticky tar, keeping the bag of feathers in sight for the next victim

 

[AmandaRose]

*VinsCool is currently heating up a pot of sticky tar, keeping the bag of feathers in sight for the next victim

AJ Rose is casually standing still lighting a cigarette with a match. She then throws the lit match into the bag of feathers the feathers are now a pile of ashes. Bye bye feathers

 

[VinsCool]

AJ Rose is casually standing still lighting a cigarette with a match. She then throws the lit match into the bag of feathers the feathers are now a pile of ashes. Bye bye feathers

*VinsCool sighed, and turned the stove off, only to take the bag of fuming ashes, and pour it in the tar, making it become a brownish-gray dough, hardening up as it was cooling down.
+1 Alchemy Point.

 

[Noctosphere]

*VinsCool sighed, and turned the stove off, only to take the bag of fuming ashes, and pour it in the tar, making it become a brownish-gray dough, hardening up as it was cooling down.
+1 Alchemy Point.

@Noctosphere slaps @VinsCool with a catboy

 

[VinsCool]

@Noctosphere slaps @VinsCool with a catboy

I'm fine with that.

*VinsCool rolls a ball of Odd Tar mixed up with Catboy's Fur and precisely aims it between Noctosphere's surprised eyes

 

[Noctosphere]

I'm fine with that.

*VinsCool rolls a ball of Odd Tar mixed up with Carboy's Fur and precisely aims it between Noctosphere's surprised eyes

carboy huh...?

Noctosphere eat that tar and poo it on Vinscool's head

 

[AmandaRose]

I'm fine with that.

*VinsCool rolls a ball of Odd Tar mixed up with Carboy's Fur and precisely aims it between Noctosphere's surprised eyes

AJ looks north and sees a bottle of vodka all by itself. AJ decides to keep the bottle company. AJ opens the bottle and takes a large gulp of vodka. Two seconds later she realised that it was a bottle of Devil Springs Vodka the one Vodka that is her mortal enemy. AJ instantly regrets not reading the label first and collapses in the corner. The silly girl will need some time to recover