how would you explain what death is to a 5 year old

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I heard a good one about how to explain "why did you lost the baby"? (before birth I mean)
It was something like :
Well, you know, pregnancy is a bit like a video game
You must find key to unlock different part of the game
and once youve got all key, you can go out of the belly of the mother
Unfortunatly, this baby couldn't find all key
 

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Just tell 'em that they when they die, they won't come back ever again
yea... maybe some kids think we have multiple lives like in video games
That when we die, we respawn near the last checkpoint
Maybe thats why they do dangerous thing sometimes
 
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We have had to broach the subject before.

Simple statements, answer the inevitable questions, no mystery/sugar coating was the path chosen. I don't know that it was the right one, all I know is that when it happens again that I will do it again should I be tasked with such things.
 
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Yea, when I asked my mom where baby cames from, she told me the process
The man put his penis in woman vagina, and blablabla
She told me that right from the start, the first time I asked¸
So I was probably 5 or around that age

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Kinda funny moment about when she explained me death though
The only grand parent I had was my maternal grand father, and he died I was 2
When I asked mom where grand father was, she told me he was with Jesus
But we once went at a church, and I asked who was the man on the cross
she told me Jesus, so I asked "Really? wheres grandpa?"
 
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Reincarnation isn't real. You live one life on Earth and that's it.
every person can have faith in whatever they want ;)

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every person can have faith in whatever they want ;)
my belief are a mix between american native religion and spiritism
 

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