clickbait game

[Noctosphere]

Write some clickbait title and, in a spoiler, write something related to the clickbait, but disapointing as much as possible
For exemple

YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW SHE LOST 20 POUNDS IN SECONDS

Spoiler

She opened her wallet and there was a breeze

 

[dAVID_]

THIS SMALL PILL HELPED MIKE'S 0.01 CM PENIS TURN INTO A 85 CM DICK MONSTER!!!!! ONLY $3.00 PER BOX!!!!!

Spoiler

there was a ruler

 

[Deleted User]

THIS SMALL PILL HELPED MIKE'S 0.01 CM PENIS TURN INTO A 85 CM DICK MONSTER!!!!! ONLY $3.00 PER BOX!!!!!

Spoiler

there was a ruler

lol I don't use the metric system so I don't know what you're talking about

 

[H1B1Esquire]

12 celebrities who lost their fortune!!!

Spoiler: click

You've never heard of them because they're 50 years older than you.

 

[dAVID_]

lol I don't use the metric system so I don't know what you're talking about

An inch is 2.5 CM. A foot is 30.48 CM.