Destroy the message above you

[Touko White]

This is basically a forum game, you have to write a message, the next user turns it into something that reads like an awful translation (inb4AYBABTU).

When you write the message you're allowed to also reply to the post like a general discussion.

Perhaps this is the example:

These days, everyone says "fuck off" to logic.

"Fuck off" they say of logic all!
How many time do I have to tell people to deal with me getting the signal?

Deal get a signal, tell what many how times people?
I don't know but it has to be a bloody lot of the time.

Tips:
Mess up sentence structure and re-arrange random crap
Replace words with synonyms
Regular spelling mistakes and missing of plurals or other shit.
Omit things sometimes or add things which weren't there.

Enjoy! To start:

If Cammy White were a real person, was 14 years old, lived near to me, and knew me, then I would ask her out, probably after a week.

 

[Deleted member 373223]

then I would ask her out

was 14 years old

If Cammy White were a real person

probably after a week.

lived near to me

Are the pizzashax already cooked? Cause i am getting hungry for an *hax.

 

[Touko White]

The Pizzashax, they are cooked need food I'll for a hax, all are ready?

Sadly, they are not done yet, but there are some people who are working on the recipe.

 

[Deleted member 373223]

some people, they are not done yet, but there are who are sadly working recipe on the

I have discovered something new!"komenasai" means "sorry" in japanese!

 

[Deleted User]

I have new japanese! "sorry" means discovery in "komenasai"!

Actually, it's gomenasai, not komenasai. I can see how you'd think it's that though.

 

[Deleted member 373223]

I have new japanese! "sorry" means discovery in "komenasai"!

Actually, it's gomenasai, not komenasai. I can see how you'd think it's that though.

gomenasai komenasai not kow see can i you'd think though actually it's

I was a bit dumb!the sounds sometimes trick me even if i already know the word!

 

[Deleted User]

the sound was a bit dumb! I sometimes trick the me even if word I know already!

Here in my garage. Just got this new Lamborghini, here. I love rolling around in the Hollywood hills, but you know what I love more than materialistic things? KNOWLEDGE.

 

[Touko White]

Inside here garage ! Lambrogini is obtain just here. Roll Hollywood hill I around loves, more love things to the materialistic? Intelligence.

Those people that don't think Cammy is beautiful: what is wrong with your eyes or judgment? She's probably the prettiest thing I have seen in all my life, to the extent that I would likely die to be with her, rather than live without her.