Destroy the message above you

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Touko White, Mar 12, 2016.

  1. Touko White
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    Touko White (not)Banned

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    This is basically a forum game, you have to write a message, the next user turns it into something that reads like an awful translation (inb4AYBABTU).

    When you write the message you're allowed to also reply to the post like a general discussion.

    Perhaps this is the example:


    Tips:
    Mess up sentence structure and re-arrange random crap
    Replace words with synonyms
    Regular spelling mistakes and missing of plurals or other shit.
    Omit things sometimes or add things which weren't there.

    Enjoy! To start:

    If Cammy White were a real person, was 14 years old, lived near to me, and knew me, then I would ask her out, probably after a week.
     
  2. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    Are the pizzashax already cooked? Cause i am getting hungry for an *hax.
     
  3. Touko White
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    The Pizzashax, they are cooked need food I'll for a hax, all are ready?

    Sadly, they are not done yet, but there are some people who are working on the recipe.
     
  4. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    some people, they are not done yet, but there are who are sadly working recipe on the

    I have discovered something new!"komenasai" means "sorry" in japanese!
     
  5. Tomato Hentai

    Tomato Hentai nut neutrality

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    I have new japanese! "sorry" means discovery in "komenasai"!

    Actually, it's gomenasai, not komenasai. I can see how you'd think it's that though.
     
  6. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    gomenasai komenasai not kow see can i you'd think though actually it's

    I was a bit dumb!the sounds sometimes trick me even if i already know the word!
     
  7. Tomato Hentai

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    the sound was a bit dumb! I sometimes trick the me even if word I know already!

    Here in my garage. Just got this new Lamborghini, here. I love rolling around in the Hollywood hills, but you know what I love more than materialistic things? KNOWLEDGE.
     
  8. Touko White
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    Inside here garage ! Lambrogini is obtain just here. Roll Hollywood hill I around loves, more love things to the materialistic? Intelligence.

    Those people that don't think Cammy is beautiful: what is wrong with your eyes or judgment? She's probably the prettiest thing I have seen in all my life, to the extent that I would likely die to be with her, rather than live without her.