[GAME] How we can get kernel exploits on 9.9 3DS

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How we can get kernel exploits on 9.9
This is a foolproof method of getting CFWs on the latest 3DS system menu version!

Step 1: Walk into Nintendo's headquarters, acting like casual tourists.
Step 2: Run into the bathrooms while @ComeTurismO dresses as Obama and distracts Nintendo.
Step 3: Hide in the bathrooms until it is night and everyone (besides us) leaves the headquarters.
Step 4: Exit the bathrooms and search Nintendo's files for the signature they use to sign roms.
Step 5: In order to find the keys as soon a possible, we will split up.
Step 6: Find the keys.
Step 7: After we find the keys, exit the building.
Step 8: THE ALARMS GO OFF!!1!!111!1
Step 9: Run to the bathrooms again and hide.
Step 10: Realize their is not enough room for everyone to have a stall to hide in, so we have to sacrifice @Bubsy Bobcat, @Jwiz33 (meee) and @ArnoDorian for the sake of the kernel exploit!
Step 11: Nintendo walks in the bathroom and almost sees us, until Vinscool kums on their faces and blind them.
Step 12: After they become blind, we finish them!
Step 13: We leave the building, but then we run into the police.
NOW WUT!!!1!!!!?11 WUT DO WE SAI!!!11?!/!

WE ALL GOT CAUGHT BY THE POPO, BUT WE KEPT THE KEYS ON A USB >:D





Sadly, it was patched remotely, so it is patched regardlezz of the firmware ;););););););););););););)
 
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Send the N00Bs out first.
Anyway I have a better way to hack a kernel, first we need some popping corn and an ax then...
BTW; change the colour of the first post you can't read it if you use the dark theme (like me).
 
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