[GAME] How we can get kernel exploits on 9.9 3DS

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  1. Jwiz33
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    in the illuminati headquar—I have said too much!
    How we can get kernel exploits on 9.9
    This is a foolproof method of getting CFWs on the latest 3DS system menu version!

    Step 1: Walk into Nintendo's headquarters, acting like casual tourists.
    Step 2: Run into the bathrooms while @ComeTurismO dresses as Obama and distracts Nintendo.
    Step 3: Hide in the bathrooms until it is night and everyone (besides us) leaves the headquarters.
    Step 4: Exit the bathrooms and search Nintendo's files for the signature they use to sign roms.
    Step 5: In order to find the keys as soon a possible, we will split up.
    Step 6: Find the keys.
    Step 7: After we find the keys, exit the building.
    Step 8: THE ALARMS GO OFF!!1!!111!1
    Step 9: Run to the bathrooms again and hide.
    Step 10: Realize their is not enough room for everyone to have a stall to hide in, so we have to sacrifice @Bubsy Bobcat, @Jwiz33 (meee) and @ArnoDorian for the sake of the kernel exploit!
    Step 11: Nintendo walks in the bathroom and almost sees us, until Vinscool kums on their faces and blind them.
    Step 12: After they become blind, we finish them!
    Step 13: We leave the building, but then we run into the police.
    NOW WUT!!!1!!!!?11 WUT DO WE SAI!!!11?!/!

    WE ALL GOT CAUGHT BY THE POPO, BUT WE KEPT THE KEYS ON A USB >:D





    Sadly, it was patched remotely, so it is patched regardlezz of the firmware ;););););););););););););)
     
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  2. kontrolaltdelete

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    Jwiz33.
     
  3. nxwing

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    I will sacrifice myself for the sake of the kernel exploit
     
  4. CIAwesome526

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    Why is the entire temp in the bathroom?
     
  5. Konno Ryo

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    Send the N00Bs out first.
    Anyway I have a better way to hack a kernel, first we need some popping corn and an ax then...
    BTW; change the colour of the first post you can't read it if you use the dark theme (like me).
     
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    Sacrifice me, I hate my life! :lol:
     
  7. Konno Ryo

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    @Jwiz33 lets put him out of his misery.:gun::lol:
     
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    If you insist. ;)

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    Sacrifice the other dude. I still want to see where this is going!
     
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    46 pounds? Really, what are you 2 feet tall?
     
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    I'm a giant, 6'5" 295 pounds, and yes that is sad.:cry:
     
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    That's a good idea.

    — Posts automatically merged - Please don't double post! —

    I reported the post for misleading content!!! 1!! 9.9 is not the latest system menu!
     
  13. Jwiz33
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    in the illuminati headquar—I have said too much!
    Overlooked this at first. If you insist, then I will sacrifice my life for the kernel!!!
    NU PLZ SERRY I FERGUT!!!1111! :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::rofl:
     
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    Kums on the police...
     
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    Put toilet paper up your noses, and give me a can of beans, I have an idea!:creep::rofl2::lol:;):P:evil::rofl:
     
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    NO DELETE 2 DAY!
     
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    STRUYA CFW will support it Soon™. Please Understand™.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I READ THIS IN CONSUELA'S ACCENT 2 DAY
     
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