I think Minecraft is going to set another record.

[Rydian]

World's dumbest pirates.

 

[Xuphor]

Just..... holy shit.... how are they even smart enough to know how to crack something?

"Ok, downloaded the game and crack, now to open the crack readme"
"Copy and paste the crack into the main directory"
"WTF DOES THIS MEAN?!!?!?!?"

 

[Maxternal]

I wonder how many support requests Nintendo gets for the HBC not working ... or that their USB Loaders stopped working after a system menu update.

 

[Rydian]

Just..... holy shit.... how are they even smart enough to know how to crack something?

"Ok, downloaded the game and crack, now to open the crack readme"
"Copy and paste the crack into the main directory"
"WTF DOES THIS MEAN?!!?!?!?"

Minecraft doesn't even need a crack. The default launcher includes a "play offline" function if your login details don't work or the servers are down. People playing "cracked" Minecraft didn't even need to do anything, and still have issues.

 

[Gahars]

To be honest, if someone had the sheer audacity to ask for help stealing my game, I don't think I could resist.

That's such a fine mix of bravery and stupidity that I just have to respect it. These people will probably accidentally hang themselves with their iPod's USB cable; the least I can do is make their short time on this Earth pleasant enough.

 

[Maxternal]

To be honest, if someone had the sheer audacity to ask for help stealing my game, I don't think I could resist.

I don't think I'd resist ... the urge to pull a Dev Tycoon on them and give them a version where creepers appear out of nowhere in the daytime and attack them or something.

 

[Xuphor]

That's such a fine mix of bravery and stupidity that I just have to respect it.

These people are 99.999999% stupid and the remaining percent is comprised of numerous other things (bravery among them, if they know what it means).
There comes a point when the stupidity is too high to respect them, seriously.

 

[Rydian]

I don't think I'd resist ... the urge to pull a Dev Tycoon on them and give them a version where creepers appear out of nowhere in the daytime and attack them or something.

They could do another one of these, but with a lot more gimping.
http://mojang.com/2013/04/its-finally-coming-minecraft-2-0/

 

[Janthran]

They could do another one of these, but with a lot more gimping.
http://mojang.com/2013/04/its-finally-coming-minecraft-2-0/

I didn't see that at the time.
Was there ever an actual release for that? It looks fun.

 

[Rydian]

I didn't see that at the time.
Was there ever an actual release for that? It looks fun.

There was, no links though.

 

[Janthran]

There was, no links though.

Just gonna ignore that..

So they had some kind of special agreement with these youtubers or something?

 

[Rydian]

Yeah, they sent them the "2.0" version and told them to make videos about it as if it was serious.

 

[Forstride]

They made it publicly available after a while, actually. It's not available anymore, but I held on to the jars anyway.

 

[Janthran]

They made it publicly available after a while, actually. It's not available anymore, but I held on to the jars anyway.

link plz

 

[Forstride]

link plz

You aren't allowed to redistribute minecraft.jar.

 

[Flame]

people who play minecraft... are dumb. thread/

 

[Rydian]

people who play minecraft... are dumb. thread/

I play Minecraft.

Am I dumb?

 

[Count Duckula]

Goto give credit to Nathan for handling the entitled douches so well.

 

[Flame]

I play Minecraft.

Am I dumb?

You make it sound like your universally known to be a professor in quantum theory. I just said people who play Minecraft are dumb. So that should answer your question.

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

I play Minecraft.

Am I dumb?

The young immature audience gives it a bad name. I play the Video Games Awesome server, and it's fun when there's a good community.
Now excuse me while I go be dumb myself.

 

[BORTZ]

lol what a bunch of retards, Minecraft is free lol