I think Minecraft is going to set another record.

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World's dumbest pirates.

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Just..... holy shit.... how are they even smart enough to know how to crack something?

"Ok, downloaded the game and crack, now to open the crack readme"
"Copy and paste the crack into the main directory"
"WTF DOES THIS MEAN?!!?!?!?"
 
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Just..... holy shit.... how are they even smart enough to know how to crack something?

"Ok, downloaded the game and crack, now to open the crack readme"
"Copy and paste the crack into the main directory"
"WTF DOES THIS MEAN?!!?!?!?"
Minecraft doesn't even need a crack. The default launcher includes a "play offline" function if your login details don't work or the servers are down. People playing "cracked" Minecraft didn't even need to do anything, and still have issues.
 

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To be honest, if someone had the sheer audacity to ask for help stealing my game, I don't think I could resist.

That's such a fine mix of bravery and stupidity that I just have to respect it. These people will probably accidentally hang themselves with their iPod's USB cable; the least I can do is make their short time on this Earth pleasant enough.
 

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To be honest, if someone had the sheer audacity to ask for help stealing my game, I don't think I could resist.
I don't think I'd resist ... the urge to pull a Dev Tycoon on them and give them a version where creepers appear out of nowhere in the daytime and attack them or something.
 
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That's such a fine mix of bravery and stupidity that I just have to respect it.

These people are 99.999999% stupid and the remaining percent is comprised of numerous other things (bravery among them, if they know what it means).
There comes a point when the stupidity is too high to respect them, seriously. :wtf:
 

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