Tempmas Conspiracy Theory

[AlanJohn]

As you all know, every christmas in gbatemp is special. Basically, Costello gives out free shit for free, BUT DOES HE?
I think we all remember how just a couple of months ago, GBAtemp had no sponsors and it begged for money$? And then they started accepting donations? And now, suddenly, there is a fucking tempmas! But wait, what about the money you all deliberately donated? (Also, the donation block on the front page has disappeared). Well, let me tell you where the money went: the tempmas prizes! This is obviously a scam created in the super secret staff forum! But wait, here is the most interesting part about this scam: you don't win the prizes. Every time, almost every fucking time when their's a competition on a artistic design/programming ground the 1st place and main prize is won by a member usually less then 10 posts. What happens to the prizes? Where do these members go? Here is an explanation:

1. These members are paid by the Staff to win the prizes
2. These people disappear after the tempmas ends
3. They do not win anything, they only get paid

Yes you heard this ladies and genitalmen, tempmas is a scam!
But where does all of that money gained by Costello from the ad-profit go to? Well, obviously not into the development of GBAtemp. Let me show you a picture of Costello:

Seems pretty harmless, heh? Just an ordinary french guy living in CHINA, nothing unusual right? WRONG! Let's take a zoom and look at this photograph a little bit closer.

A little bit closer.....

Aha! Do you see it? Do you fucking see it? Let me show you a comparison!

Doesn't it all makes sense now? COSTELLO IS WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI! Think what you want, I'm just pointing out the facts here. Now I know that I'm probably dead now that you're reading this, so please re-post this / share as much as you can so a lot of people will know about this scam and hopefully never visit GBAtemp or/and donate to it ever again. Thanks, and have fun!

 

[Arras]

Or those members are dupe staff accounts.

 

[EthanObi]

Yes you heard this ladies and genitalmen, tempmas is a scam!

Pretty sure it's spelled Gentlemen, not genitalmen, but to each his own i guess..

 

[Gahars]

That's outrageous... truly, truly outrageous.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Oh wow, somehow he got banned for reasons totally unrelated to this thread.
Oh well.

 

[emigre]

Will Alan actually be banned this time? Or is he going to come back in a few days? Honestly it seems Xenforo doesn't actually allow for permanent banning.

 

[chavosaur]

I lol'd. Tnis holiday, the bans are comin in hot!

 

[emigre]

I lol'd. Tnis holiday, the bans are comin in hot!

Twelve days of Christmas? Twelve days of bannings.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

On the first day of tempmas my p1ngpong banned for me
An AlanJohn and emigre!

 

[Rydian]

Depends on the pronunciation...

But I like.

 

[Jiehfeng]

Plz remove those banned pics, It makes me confused

 

[chavosaur]

They really are banned dood.
Now we wait til tomorrow to see who is next

 

[Gahars]

There has been a coup, and so they ding dong bannu.

All hail glorious leader Stanry Roo.

 

[Jiehfeng]

They really are banned dood.
Now we wait til tomorrow to see who is next

How?!

Spoiler

 

[Flame]

here comes the conspiracy nut jobs. the only conspiracy that is true is the Mars landings...

 

[Flame]

How?!

Spoiler

you waste your time with virtual DJ... BOOOO get off the stage.

 

[Jiehfeng]

you waste your time with virtual DJ... BOOOO get off the stage.

I'm awesome when I'm with virtual dj

 

[Jiehfeng]

Ok the banned thing is a joke, you can see emigre do "" a moment ago. He's active so it's a lie.

 

[chavosaur]

The whole conspiracy was a conspiracy to prove that you stalk Emigre.

 

[Jiehfeng]

The whole conspiracy was a conspiracy to prove that you stalk Emigre.

No, when I was viewing the forum area I just saw the banned pic and I just had a look