Corrupt a wish!

[Diabolos]

granted, but you lost them
i wish i can skip school forever

 

[TwistedBlizzard]

Granted but you spend all your free time on GBAtemp and become a mindless drone to a broken society
I wish I wasn't ill

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted. You're dead, cause death cures all illnesses.

I wish I knew how to perform Za Warudo!

 

[Diabolos]

granted, but you trip and knock your head after learning how to perform za warudo and get amnesia and forget everything
i wish i was the last poster and wisher in this thread.

 

[gloweyjoey]

granted, until I post this.

I wish @[member='darkicecrystal'] would post in 'the sweet game' again

 

[Diabolos]

granted, but then he/she never posted in 'the sweet game' ever again after that
i wish no one else would wish anything after this wish

 

[~.~]

granted, but it only lasts for a short time.

I wish that this wish would not come true.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, i corrupted it to never be granted, ever.

I would like some pound cake!

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, a gigantic rock cake falls from the sky and pounds you into the ground.

I wish for more power!

 

[Quincy]

Granted, a gigantic rock cake falls from the sky and pounds you into the ground.

I wish for more power!

Granted, but you get a power trip and get locked up

I wish that consoles were a lot cheaper

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now games are a hell of a lot more expensive.

I wish to do an internet.

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, but now games are a hell of a lot more expensive.

I wish to do an internet.

Granted, but SOPA and ACTA passed.

I wish for an ordinary looking pony, with no abnormalities or corruptions whatsoever.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted but it will run away/

I wish for my tattoo to be healed instantly ;o

 

[ShinyLatios]

Granted, I cut it off. your skin might not regrow though.

I wish I could go back in time to watch dinosaurs.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you watch a movie about dinosaurs through a VHS tape.

I wish to knock out the next poster with a VHS tape.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Gra- (but your tape broke)

I wish to knock out the next poster with a marine iguana.

 

[ars25]

Gra- (but your tape broke)

I wish to knock out the next poster with a marine iguana.

granted but you knock your self out in stead
i wish for $40

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's $40 in monopoly money.

I wish for monopoly money...

 

[324atk]

Granted, but you land on a hotel on boardwalk that isn't yours
I wish i had a wish.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Say "please" first.

I wish to burn down a house with combustible lemons.