Next Xbox And PlayStation 4 Will Be Shown At E3 To Steal Wii U Thunder

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My Penis is a reliable source. This is bullshit. Sony and Microsoft need to drop some hints themselves before I accept any of this.
 
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People talking about the Wii U not having thunder at launch.

Odds are it will have a Smash Bros. title at launch, never mind main franchises.

With Sakurai not trying to do the majority of the game himself, it completely throws the timeframe we've come to expect from the series out the window. It could very well be out for, if not launch, not long afterwards.
 

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lol to steal Wii U thunder lol good luck with that one, I'm looking forward to seeing the next xbox but where talking about Nintendo here they know that their competitors are hard at work gearing up to show there next gen consoles, though I don't think Sony will have there PS4 ready to be shown at E3 this year only cause they just started working on development of the system last year I think, talk about your rush job hell look whats happening to the Vita cause they rushed the development of the system and pushed it out! You'd have thought Sony to learn from their mistakes with the PSP and PS3 oh well all eyes on Nintendo and Microsoft this year until Sony can get their heads out of their asses and get with the program. lol :) I suspect will see a ton of next gen games major titles for the Wii U this year especially the way Nintendo has been on a roll these last two years at E3, this will be another Nintendo show you can bet on that, they have had much more time to get dev kits out to developers a year or more in advance and well you saw all the support their getting, :P
 

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I was informed by an extremely reliable source that Microsoft is planning to make the NextBox completelly "gamepad-less", opting instead to use a combination of Kinect and a specifically-designed controller. For now, the name that surfaced is "Penetr840" - the designers explain the odd name, saying that it actually allows you to jump right into the action and "feel" the gameplay. The number was chosen because their Next-Gen is more then we could possibly expect from a "720". Each player will be "equpped" with the special, pressure-sensitive module attached to their body which will read out "button-presses" and the intensity of the pressing, and in conjunction with the Kinect send that information to the system. The "Kinect 2.0" will create the illusion of actually being "in the game".

The set is likely to be shipped with special gel and an applicator that are supposed to make insertion of the contraption into the sphincter a quick and pleasant experience. Only one is included with the NextBox, but fear not! The kit will be also sold separatelly under the name "Foreplay-er".

It's a work-in-progress.
 
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As long as theirs kids Nintendo will continue to exist kids love nintendo games/consoles.
In English, please.
*computing... computing... computing...*

printf("As long as there are kids, Nintendo will continue to exist. Kids love nintendo games/consoles.");

bool Statement=false;
 
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Xbox 720=Do not want

PS4=Want

Wii U= Want, but I won't get it until a new Super Smash Brothers or Pokemon Battle Revolution is released on it.
 

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Wii U= Want, but I won't get it until a new Super Smash Brothers or Pokemon Battle Revolution is released on it.
Excuse me, that game's abysmal. My girlfriend is a Pokemon Nut, however we were quite happy the moment we sold it used, it was in pristine condition since we dared to play it once, I believe. She gave it a few chances but... no. Just... No.

The moment I saw the first models recycled from Nintendo 64 games on a contemporary system, the disc was ejected from the console and rejected from my memory.

EDIT: Funny story, when we were selling them, we got more or less 20 pounds for it. We got 2 for Trauma Center: Second Opinion. 2. For a vastly superior game. I was... distraught.
 
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As long as theirs kids Nintendo will continue to exist kids love nintendo games/consoles.
That is so true! Just like as long as teens and pretty much anyone of any age that love Nintendo, they will continue to exist.

Xbox 720=Do not want

PS4= Probably Want

Wii U= Want
Pretty much this, with a few changes. :P
 

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I was informed by an extremely reliable source that Microsoft is planning to make the NextBox completelly "gamepad-less", opting instead to use a combination of Kinect and a specifically-designed controller. For now, the name that surfaced is "Penetr840" - the designers explain the odd name, saying that it actually allows you to jump right into the action and "feel" the gameplay. The number was chosen because their Next-Gen is more then we could possibly expect from a "720". Each player will be "equpped" with the special, pressure-sensitive module attached to their body which will read out "button-presses" and the intensity of the pressing, and in conjunction with the Kinect send that information to the system. The "Kinect 2.0" will create the illusion of actually being "in the game".

The set is likely to be shipped with special gel and an applicator that are supposed to make insertion of the contraption into the sphincter a quick and pleasant experience. Only one is included with the NextBox, but fear not! The kit will be also sold separatelly under the name "Foreplay-er".

It's a work-in-progress.

Wheres the proof of this as far as I can see its just another rumor!
 

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Xbox 720=Not Nintendo

PS4=Not Nintendo

Wii U=Nintendo
Pretty much this, with a few changes. :P

Made those changes for you.

I also wasn't aware that the Wii U had terribly large amounts of "thunder". If anything I remember analysts pawning it off after it was announced and even Nintendo saying it was a shitty reveal. Sure they'll have more stuff for it by next E3 but I don't think it'll create enough "thunder" to stop two new console announcements, especially if it had plenty of doubters before.
 

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I was informed by an extremely reliable source that Microsoft is planning to make the NextBox completelly "gamepad-less", opting instead to use a combination of Kinect and a specifically-designed controller. For now, the name that surfaced is "Penetr840" - the designers explain the odd name, saying that it actually allows you to jump right into the action and "feel" the gameplay. The number was chosen because their Next-Gen is more then we could possibly expect from a "720". Each player will be "equpped" with the special, pressure-sensitive module attached to their body which will read out "button-presses" and the intensity of the pressing, and in conjunction with the Kinect send that information to the system. The "Kinect 2.0" will create the illusion of actually being "in the game".

The set is likely to be shipped with special gel and an applicator that are supposed to make insertion of the contraption into the sphincter a quick and pleasant experience. Only one is included with the NextBox, but fear not! The kit will be also sold separatelly under the name "Foreplay-er".

It's a work-in-progress.

Wheres the proof of this as far as I can see its just another rumor!
I'm sorry, I'm not going to risk my life-long friend's reputation just to appease your curiousity. He could lose his job for leaking information like this, so it's all very hush-hush.
 

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I'm excited. I honestly can't wait for this gen to end, this gen was just terrible for me.

So I say bring it on. Bring on the PS4 and Wii-U.
Well be prepared to wait another 2-4 years for the PS4, Wii U maybe Christmas 2012? This article is just rubbish, no way PS4 or 720 is announced.
Why not exactly? It's possible they can announce it at this E3, and release it next year.
If they announce any console successor now, their current gen sales would surely drop. Which is something they of course don't want. Who would buy the PS3/360 if the next gen is already announced? You're basically buying a system that will be dead, together with most of the servers, in 2 years? Secondhand you would maybe buy it, but that doesn't help Sony/MS one bit.
Well that didn't really effect the PS2. Being over a decade old, its still selling thousands and Sony is still supporting it.

That also didn't effect the Wii during Black Friday, despite the Wii-U coming next year. I'm sure the PS3 and 360 will be fine even if a new gen is announced.
 

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The Wii U has thunder to steal?

Anyway, if this is true, than E3 2012 is going to be one for the history books.
 

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Made those changes for you.
Ha! Funny. Let me do one for you.

Xbox 720=Not Sony

PS4=Sony

Wii U=Can't wait to bash on Nintendo more.


Yes, while some people was confused doing the announcement, the people that was actually at e3 (not to say there wasn't people accepting to idea outside of it) responded to it well at the demo stage of e3. Really, only haters and trolls in the media made it seem like it wasn't which I believe later on they are going to be shown completely wrong once again.
 

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Can they steal Wii U's thunder? Yes. Will they? That is to be seen. What I'd like to see is some good healthy sportsman-like compeition, because that scenario, imo, benefits the consumer the most. I just hate the schemes, lies and kiddyland antics that have been going on.
 
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