A woman who outwits me.

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Marley Morris: hey u there???
Rydian: Roar?
Marley Morris: hey hun, how r u?
Rydian: Er, who is this?
Marley Morris: we've chatted b4 right? i see ur r on my buddy list...
Rydian: I don't know.
Marley Morris: i'm sorry ... i get to be forgetful at times!! how are you?
Rydian: Er, kinda' sleepy.
Marley Morris: good... Well, I kinda feel like getting naughty on cam.. anyways, wanna chat?
Rydian: No... you see I'm still rather tired from the operation. They had to dose me rather heavily in order to take out my eyes. Eye cancer, you see.
Marley Morris: Ok.. let me at least put on a tshirt, cuz im wearing nothing right now!! LOL.. brb ok?
Rydian: Unless there's some freeware program that can convert tits into braille, I am uninterested.
Marley Morris: ofcourse babe
Rydian: I'm glad you understand. Given my new-found handicap I've had to resort to other measures for 'entertainment'. Might you be interested in taking the letters P and O and rearranging them into a raunchy fashion as to emulate visible intercourse?
Marley Morris: Ok! Click here http://www.tinyurl.com/~ and we'll have a PRIVATE 1on1 chat..There's a few pix of me in there, if you like click the "join free" on top, then register and it'll take you straight to my webcam, I'll be there in a minute.. ;)
Rydian: I'm sorry, it seems I was misunderstood. I see no P's in that URL. While I do see a single O and am not opposed to watching a female pleasure herself, it seems that is a lowercase "o", and being arrested for virtual pedophilia is certainly not on my schedule... I'm afraid I will have to cut off our conversation.
Marley Morris: I'm a woman!!
Rydian: Again, I see just a lowercase "o" in your message. Some juridictions (such as Australia) have been seen to take action even when the subject matter appears to be below a certain age regardless of their real age. While I do not live in such a jurisdiction, these times see ever-changing legal grounds and I simply do not wish to risk it.
Marley Morris: miami
Rydian: You know what? You win. I was totally not expecting you to actually be able to respond to key words like that. I am impressed.
 

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