Okay guys, let's have a very mature debate about why the god you believe in is the best god and reasons to join your cult.
So, I believe in my one and only true god Tlaloc.
And I can't stress this enough, but here's my reasonings to join the Tlaloc cult.
Tlaloc is the Aztec god of Rain.
Period!
Dude... my god is real.
Everytime it rains, it's Tlaloc blessing us with the best gift nature can give to humans... WET SHIRTS.
Yeah! It makes girls wet, and you only have to go out in a rainy day and watch those poor souls getting blessed by my god.
Then you sometimes have this incredible purge season, where it floods entire cities and those who are weak gets obliterated from existence.
Everytime it rains, it makes food grow.
Specifically potatoes.
Tlaloc invented french fries, Ruffles and Doritos.
And also wheat. So Tlaloc invented beer too.
Literally wants you to party, wet shirts, chips and beer. Can any other god do that?
Tlaloc has a bigger dick than your god.
Join our cult and start adoring Tlaloc today!
So, I believe in my one and only true god Tlaloc.
And I can't stress this enough, but here's my reasonings to join the Tlaloc cult.
Tlaloc
Tlaloc is the Aztec god of Rain.
Period!
Why Tlaloc is a good god
Dude... my god is real.
Everytime it rains, it's Tlaloc blessing us with the best gift nature can give to humans... WET SHIRTS.
Yeah! It makes girls wet, and you only have to go out in a rainy day and watch those poor souls getting blessed by my god.
Then you sometimes have this incredible purge season, where it floods entire cities and those who are weak gets obliterated from existence.
What else can Tlaloc do?
Everytime it rains, it makes food grow.
Specifically potatoes.
Tlaloc invented french fries, Ruffles and Doritos.
And also wheat. So Tlaloc invented beer too.
Literally wants you to party, wet shirts, chips and beer. Can any other god do that?
Conclusion
Tlaloc has a bigger dick than your god.
Join our cult and start adoring Tlaloc today!