If Jesus returns, who kills him?

[Flame]

In the first round, we know the Italian Jew Bernie Sandro killed him.

In the second round, who will kill him, conservatives or trans people?

He will be seen a bit different, caring about the poor. Try to make sick people healthy.

 

[JuanMena]

Coming more than once and still getting nailed?
Sounds fake to me.

 

[Flame]

Coming more than once and still getting nailed?
Sounds fake to me.

All the mothers come to my nailed salon more than once. I do the best nailing.

 

[JuanMena]

All the mothers come to my nailed salon more than once. I do the best nailing.

Ah I see.

Proud of doing the oldest job in the entire existence of humanity, huh?
Prostitution.

 

[Veho]

The Catholic Church.
They know that if and when Jesus returns they're out of a job, so they have a network of informants seeking out potential Jesuses around the world, that they then nip in the bud.
Like what the Chinese government does with the Buddhist Tulku.

 

[Flame]

Ah I see.

Proud of doing the oldest job in the entire existence of humanity, huh?
Prostitution.

Jesus.

 

[Veho]

Jesus.

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"I say guuuuuurl, where you get yo nails did?"

 

[Flame]

"I say guuuuuurl, where you get yo nails did?"

"guuurl Bernie Sandro nailed me so hard, oh my god you wouldn't believe me."

 

[Hayato213]

It would be me since I get to kill @WiiMiiSwitch

 

[AmandaRose]

I'm not gonna kill Jesus because then I'm gonna have to employ some other fucking incompetent Mexican to clean my pool and do the yard work naked

 

[SylverReZ]

Jesus is a true gay. The religious people don't believe it.

 

[Noctosphere]

I voted conservative
Because they are so pro-bible
When Jesus arrives, conservatives will kidnap him and put him in front of cameras and start asking him questions
The first being :
"Jesus, gay is bad right?"
And Jesus to answer :
"If a man loves a man, it doesn't bother me. Love is love, baby do-" BANG
And he's dead...

 

[hippy dave]

tbh

 

[sombrerosonic]

Depends tbh.

 

[AncientBoi]

Coming more than once and still getting nailed?
Sounds fake to me.

I just stopped by to see who else was naked in here

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I'm not gonna kill Jesus because then I'm gonna have to employ some other fucking incompetent Mexican to clean my pool and do the yard work naked

Yo te puedo ayudar con eso

[i'm not a mexican, nor dumb though ]

 

[Flame]

 

[CoolMe]

All the mothers come to my nailed salon more than once. I do the best nailing.

Das gay

Jesus.

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Das gay

 

[Veho]

tbh
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[pustal]

A hippy dude comes back, that preaches universal love, a proto-communist set of values, separation of church and state, peaceful resolution, anti-weapons, aggressive protests, that believes in giving second chances and support people out of poverty and misery... He'd be crucified on right wing media

 

[Veho]

He'd be crucified on right wing media

Beats getting crucified for realsies.

Also he'd have to stand in line and wait his turn. The right wing media has so many things to bitch and moan and raise hysteria about he might ascend before they ever get around to him. "Meh, another Bernie Sanders, big whop. Today we're talking about how playgrounds are woke."