If Jesus returns, who kills him?

[Flame]

Beats getting crucified for realsies.

Also he'd have to stand in line and wait his turn. The right wing media has so many things to bitch and moan and raise hysteria about he might ascend before they ever get around to him. "Meh, another Bernie Sanders, big whop. Today we're talking about how playgrounds are woke."

Please. Who cares about eating and keeping warm? Forget things like children getting an good education.

 

[plasturion]

If the Jesus is a life and if they will able to realy known Him ( in case of advancing in thier blindness in face of objective truth ) so I guess only suicide people.

 

[pustal]

Beats getting crucified for realsies.

Also he'd have to stand in line and wait his turn. The right wing media has so many things to bitch and moan and raise hysteria about he might ascend before they ever get around to him. "Meh, another Bernie Sanders, big whop. Today we're talking about how playgrounds are woke."

It'd depend on his popularity I guess.

 

[Flame]

If the Jesus is a life and if they will able to realy known Him ( in case of advancing in thier blindness in face of objective truth ) so I guess only suicide people.

I know avatars are not the person posting stuff. But one question for you? Are you a squirrel by any chance?

 

[Veho]

Are you a squirrel by any chance?

Yes.

 

[plasturion]

I identify myself as a squirrel, even if is not a true, the real questions is - should I be? ... so let's I am. What it change?

 

[Veho]

I identify myself as a squirrel, even if is not a true, the real questions is - should I be? ... so let's I am. What it change?

Well, telling you DEEZ NUTZ jokes would become a hate crime.

 

[pustal]

I know avatars are not the person posting stuff. But one question for you? Are you a squirrel by any chance?​

 

[Flame]

I identify myself as a squirrel, even if is not a true, the real questions is - should I be? ... so let's I am. What it change?

We accept all types of sentient beings here on GBAtemp.

Imagine a world we all loved one another

Spoiler

And everybody sucked on deez nuts.

 

[BraveDragonWolf]

Jesus is a true gay. The religious people don't believe it.

This is actually true since they painted "Jesus" in their image and not according to the scriptures. (Revelations Chapter 1) "White Jesus" is actually Cesare Borgia who is a homosexual and was set up to be a false image. (Which is why god said not to have images of him in the first place because of situations like these and is why dumbasses are saying "Jesus is all skin colors" or is saying "Jesus is who you want him to be".)

The one true Son of Man that the world actually hate, is the one you will never believe in.

 

[Veho]

 

[The Catboy]

As a trans person, I want to be the one who is personally responsible for killing him

 

[Flame]

Wait a minute.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-65834167

 

[Veho]

Wait a minute.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-65834167

OMG Jurassic Park IRL FR FR

 

[hippy dave]

OMG Jurassic Park IRL FR FR

I'd rather have Crocodile Jesus than Jurassic Park tbh

 

[FAST6191]

Zombies are dangerous things, as are undead of all types really.

 

[AncientBoi]

Zombies are dangerous things, as are undead of all types really.

How about Undead Piranha?

 

[FAST6191]

How about Undead Piranha?

I did say undead of all types, and thank you for naming my next band.

 

[Flame]

I did say undead of all types, and thank you for naming my next band.

When are we doing some band practice in your mums basement again?

I really think the last pub liked us.

My tambourine skills needs some work for sure.

 

[boot3]

tbh
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I read this as "Jesus would slap the spirit out of you"