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answering your question.

the $3 hooker down the street? obversely
Look at Mr Fancy with his $3 hooker, meanwhile us regular Joes have to settle for $2 lunch specials
 

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It seems @godreborn has never cooked anything at all.

Rule of gold when cooking is to NEVER cook shirtless, pantless, barefoot or naked.

No matter if everything you're doing is boiling water, don't ever do it without any fucking clothes on.

I cook everyday. NAKED :rofl2:
 
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It seems @godreborn has never cooked anything at all.

Rule of gold when cooking is to NEVER cook shirtless, pantless, barefoot or naked.

No matter if everything you're doing is boiling water, don't ever do it without any fucking clothes on.
Depends on materials, was cooking with polyester socks on and got bacon grease on my foot, burned me something fierce

If it was able to hit the skin and continue to flow rather than get stuck in the polyester I prob wouldn't have blistered so badly
 

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Depends on materials, was cooking with polyester socks on and got bacon grease on my foot, burned me something fierce

If it was able to hit the skin and continue to flow rather than get stuck in the polyester I prob wouldn't have blistered so badly
Lol, laughs in I'm allergic to everything but cotton.

No seriously :mellow:
 

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Just turn masochistic and cook NAKED [or anything else for that matter] :D:evil::D

yes the hot cooking oil sometimes lands on my thingy:cry:lol
 
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