You just broke

[K3Nv4]

Switch 2 needs to be $700 with $10,000 worth of content and a $50 mod

 

[x65943]

Needs to be free

 

[Veho]

$100 with ads.

 

[AncientBoi]

I'm Not Broke

But.. Do you have any Super Glue around? ​

 

[CoolMe]

Needs to be free

*resists the urge to make a yo mama joke*

But.. Do you have any Super Glue around? ​

why? if it's for what's down south then, im afraid that's been broken for quite sometime

 

[K3Nv4]

*resists the urge to make a yo mama joke*

why? if it's for what's down south then, im afraid that's been broke for quite sometime

20 years after both not being used I don't think free or super glue will solve your problem.

 

[Robert Newbie]

I looked down upon the device I had just purchased. It greatly resembled the previous iteration, though with a larger size and assorted small details and buttons added.

I had purchased it to feel whole again, staying current with the electronic events within my community. The longer I stared at the product, the more I realized that I felt empty, and that no amount of spending or collecting could possibly fill the sadness that grew within me. It was a void. A gap that I distinctly felt, despite it not having physical form.

I purchased the device to play video games and feel satisfied, but the reality was that I spent money on frivolous entertainment, a dead end that promised so much more. A dead end that would only demand more resources of time and money before it could be considered a "worthwhile experience."

The solution to the meaning of life, the missing puzzle piece that would fill the void in my heart and soul, remained unsolved. I had discovered that I had gone in the wrong direction.

The Switch 2 broke me.

Spoiler: Information Within

Is this what you were going for with that title, @K3Nv3?

 

[K3Nv4]

I looked down upon the device I had just purchased. It greatly resembled the previous iteration, though with a larger size and assorted small details and buttons added.

I had purchased it to feel whole again, staying current with the electronic events within my community. The longer I stared at the product, the more I realized that I felt empty, and that no amount of spending or collecting could possibly fill the sadness that grew within me. It was a void. A gap that I distinctly felt, despite it not having physical form.

I purchased the device to play video games and feel satisfied, but the reality was that I spent money on frivolous entertainment, a dead end that promised so much more. A dead end that would only demand more resources of time and money before it could be considered a "worthwhile experience."

The solution to the meaning of life, the missing puzzle piece that would fill the void in my heart and soul, remained unsolved. I had discovered that I had gone in the wrong direction.

The Switch 2 broke me.

Spoiler: Information Within

Is this what you were going for with that title, @K3Nv3?

Eat more pizza

 

[Robert Newbie]

Eat more pizza

I looked down upon the circular meal I had just purchased. It greatly resembled the previous iteration, though with more toppings and cheese added.

I had purchased it to feel whole again, staying current with the culinary events within my community. The longer I stared at the product, the more I realized that I felt empty, and that no amount of spending or collecting could possibly fill the sadness that grew within me. It was a void. A gap that I distinctly felt, despite it not having physical form.

I purchased the food to appease my hunger and feel satisfied, but the reality was that I spent money on frivolous bread, a dead end that promised so much more. A dead end that would only demand more resources of time and mastication before it could be considered a "worthwhile experience."

The solution to the meaning of life, the missing puzzle piece that would fill the void in my heart and soul, remained unsolved. I had discovered that I had gone in the wrong direction.

The pizza broke me.

 

[K3Nv4]

I looked down upon the circular meal I had just purchased. It greatly resembled the previous iteration, though with more toppings and cheese added.

I had purchased it to feel whole again, staying current with the culinary events within my community. The longer I stared at the product, the more I realized that I felt empty, and that no amount of spending or collecting could possibly fill the sadness that grew within me. It was a void. A gap that I distinctly felt, despite it not having physical form.

I purchased the food to appease my hunger and feel satisfied, but the reality was that I spent money on frivolous bread, a dead end that promised so much more. A dead end that would only demand more resources of time and mastication before it could be considered a "worthwhile experience."

The solution to the meaning of life, the missing puzzle piece that would fill the void in my heart and soul, remained unsolved. I had discovered that I had gone in the wrong direction.

The pizza broke me.

Eat more bread.

 

[Robert Newbie]

Eat more bread.

You want to extend this bit, but I want to end it.

My child walked up to me. "Let's play some four-player TimeSplitters 2 using the official PlayStation Multitap peripheral." I spent time with family, and I realized that I was no longer in deep emotional distress.

The PlayStation 2 fixed me.

Spoiler: Information Within

THE END

 

[K3Nv4]

You want to extend this bit, but I want to end it.

My child walked up to me. "Let's play some four-player TimeSplitters 2 using the official PlayStation Multitap peripheral." I spent time with family, and I realized that I was no longer in deep emotional distress.

The PlayStation 2 fixed me.

Spoiler: Information Within

THE END

Eat more Xbox.

 

[Robert Newbie]

Eat more Xbox.

Though I had finished my story, Emptiness: A Story of Switch, Pizza, and PlayStation, but Hollywood beckoned for a sequel. "They demand more, here's some money," they told me. I felt the narrative had completed its natural progression. I did not wish to muddy my creative work with unnecessary addendums, frivolous characterization and plotting that would not deepen the viewer's connections with the scenario, its actors, or their own humanity. I was out of creative ideas. I had become what I feared most: An empty vessel. I gave into the pressure and extended a story beyond its organic borders. I made the character eat the Xbox.

@K3Nv3 broke me.

 

[K3Nv4]

Though I had finished my story, Emptiness: A Story of Switch, Pizza, and PlayStation, but Hollywood beckoned for a sequel. "They demand more, here's some money," they told me. I felt the narrative had completed its natural progression. I did not wish to muddy my creative work with unnecessary addendums, frivolous characterization and plotting that would not deepen the viewer's connections with the scenario, its actors, or their own humanity. I was out of creative ideas. I had become what I feared most: An empty vessel. I gave into the pressure and extended a story beyond its organic borders. I made the character eat the Xbox.

@K3Nv3 broke me.

You just broke.

 

[CoolMe]

Eat more Xbox.

Can confirm that the Xbox fridge has more of what to eat

 

[K3Nv4]

Can confirm that the Xbox fridge has more of what to eat

Deeze nuts?

 

[Robert Newbie]

Can confirm that the Xbox fridge has more of what to eat

I did not know that an Xbox fridge actually existed, but Amazon has it: Xbox Series X Replica Mini Fridge Thermoelectric Cooler, 10 Liters

I appreciate the stereotypical marketing phrases:

• POWER YOUR DREAMS: Get into gaming mode with Xbox Official Gear. 10L capacity thermoelectric cooler for home or vehicle use. Holds up to 12 soda cans and 2 snack shelves inside the door.
• FEED YOUR HUNGER WITH THE MOST AWESOME FRIDGE EVER: Plugs into either standard AC wall outlet or DC 12V automobile jack (cables included). 5V 2.1A USB port on front door for charging. Cools items up to 36 degree F (20 degree C) below ambient temperature.
• SLEEK APPEAL INSIDE AND OUT: Two removeable interior shelves and two removeable door shelves for snacks. Top of fridge and Xbox logo light up with individual on/off switches.
• A TOWERING MATTE-BLACK SILHOUETTE: Dimensions 18 inch x 9 inch x 9 inch (462mm x 232mm x 232mm) Exterior. 13.2' x 6.8' x 6.8' (337mm x 174mm x 175mm) Interior.

I never realized that acceptance from my community and unparalleled popularity were just one novelty fridge away.

If only I had known about this product before I made my character eat an Xbox.

 

[CoolMe]

Deeze nuts?

Yes, deeznuts will break you

 

[Robert Newbie]

Yes, deeznuts will break you

It concerns me that the whole point of this topic is to have everyone psychologically break down. We're all prisoners in Nintendo's endless maze of circular logic and perpetual purchasing.

It occurs to me that "random people have psychological shutdowns" is how Persona 5 starts off.

 

[SylverReZ]

Good luck trying to make that a profit on eBay. A lot of them are going to be broken because of that small connector where the JoyCons are attached to.