Would you teach me how to be a douche?

[Deleted User]

SO anyone?

 

[CarbonX13]

gtfo

 

[Rydian]

Hi?

 

[Cuelhu]

I don't think so. Becoming a decent douche takes months, good luck finding somebody to take that much time out of their lives.

fixed

 

[Law]

Wear 5 polo shirts and pop every collar.

 

[Terminator02]

you have to be very good at cleaning things

 

[monkat]

Id tell you, but I'm not sure, myself.

 

[Sausage Head]

One word.

PENIS

 

[Rydian]

I don't think so. Becoming a decent douche takes months, good luck finding somebody to take that much time out of their lives.

fixed

Lies and slander!

All you need to do is wake up and tell everybody what to do, and then pretend like girls actually like you.

Don't forget to never shower, and wear the same shirt you slept in that night.

 

[gameboy13]

Go to 4chan. They have plenty there.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

You spray tan until your orange. You wear a couple polo shirts and pop every collar. Wear one of those faggy necklaces with a shell or something on it. Where one of those thick rubber bracelets where they mean something. Wear Sandals. Spike your hair.

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Youtube never fails


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcBJPXSG25g...be_gdata_player

 

[jurassicplayer]

Learn from /b/.

 

[nando]

poke a lot of holes in you and stick in a hose.

 

[GundamXXX]

Wear 5 polo shirts and pop every collar.

5? I say 8 at a bare minimum