Would you teach me how to be a douche?

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Jan 29, 2011
  1. flameiguana
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    Member flameiguana that's not me

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    SO anyone?
     
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    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    Wear 5 polo shirts and pop every collar.
     
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    Member Terminator02 ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ

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    you have to be very good at cleaning things
     
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    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Id tell you, but I'm not sure, myself.
     
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    Banned Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    One word.

    PENIS
     
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    Member Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    Lies and slander!

    All you need to do is wake up and tell everybody what to do, and then pretend like girls actually like you.

    Don't forget to never shower, and wear the same shirt you slept in that night.
     
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    Member gameboy13 Orange and fluffy since 1995.

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    Go to 4chan. They have plenty there.
     
  11. ShadowSoldier

    Member ShadowSoldier GBAtemp Guru

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    You spray tan until your orange. You wear a couple polo shirts and pop every collar. Wear one of those faggy necklaces with a shell or something on it. Where one of those thick rubber bracelets where they mean something. Wear Sandals. Spike your hair.
     
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    Member jurassicplayer Completionist Themer

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    Learn from /b/.
     
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    poke a lot of holes in you and stick in a hose.
     
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    Member GundamXXX Ergo Ego

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    5? I say 8 at a bare minimum
     

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