Would you teach me how to be a douche?

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  1. flameiguana
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    flameiguana that's not me

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    SO anyone?
     
  2. CarbonX13

    CarbonX13 GBAtemp 台灣人

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    gtfo
     
  3. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    Hi?
     
  4. Cuelhu

    Cuelhu GBATemp's Pepelatz Driver

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  5. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    Wear 5 polo shirts and pop every collar.
     
  6. Terminator02

    Terminator02 ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ

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    Somewhere near monkat
    you have to be very good at cleaning things
     
  7. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Id tell you, but I'm not sure, myself.
     
  8. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    One word.

    PENIS
     
  9. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    Lies and slander!

    All you need to do is wake up and tell everybody what to do, and then pretend like girls actually like you.

    Don't forget to never shower, and wear the same shirt you slept in that night.
     
  10. gameboy13

    gameboy13 Orange and fluffy since 1995.

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    The Fur Side.
    Go to 4chan. They have plenty there.
     
  11. ShadowSoldier

    ShadowSoldier GBAtemp Guru

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    You spray tan until your orange. You wear a couple polo shirts and pop every collar. Wear one of those faggy necklaces with a shell or something on it. Where one of those thick rubber bracelets where they mean something. Wear Sandals. Spike your hair.
     
  12. Quietlyawesome94

    Quietlyawesome94 GBAtemp Maniac

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  13. jurassicplayer

    jurassicplayer Completionist Themer

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    Learn from /b/.
     
  14. nando

    nando GBAtemp Addict

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    poke a lot of holes in you and stick in a hose.
     
  15. GundamXXX

    GundamXXX Ergo Ego

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    5? I say 8 at a bare minimum