Chell is wearing her Chell cosplay outfit. In her lap is her human Wheatley plushie. She's drinking from an Aperture Science mug. She wouldn't let me or Alessa go around without putting on the Aperture Science shirts she bought us last year. She refuses to speak unless she can speak in Portal and Portal 2 quotes. She's sitting in a Companion Cube bean bag chair she made. She's been playing Portal 2 for 8 hours now. Yesterday she played it for 6. She hasn't slept or ate. What the actual fuck.