Gaming Why don't they make this?

[Veho]

Rose and Camelia

It's a... slapping game, set in Victorian times. And it's sick. You have to use your mouse to slap your opponent, and evade her slaps. If you evade successfully, you can do a quick counterslap for maximum damage

SLAP!!!

And it would be perfect for the DS.



Of course, I may be a year or two behind on the releases, and a similar game may have been released already, along with three sequels and a limited edition DS Lite, I just don't know.

 

[Smuff]

BITCH SLAP 3 : LAYIN THE SMACK DOWN

 

[Veho]

Smack my bitch up!

 

[flai]

I am reminded of American Dad, Dynasty.

Woman 1 - Slut! *slap*

Woman 2 - Slut! *slap*

*repeat*

 

[GeekyGuy]

Better yet, how `bout a game called Donkey Punch. The object is to use a donkey to kick each other in the balls. If you get a perfect scrotum strike you get a free sphincter shot.

 

[Nubia]

Bitch Slap 3: The Revenge of the Slapper