Why don't they make this?

Discussion in 'NDS - Console and Game Discussions' started by Veho, Aug 5, 2007.

  1. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Rose and Camelia

    It's a... slapping game, set in Victorian times. And it's sick. You have to use your mouse to slap your opponent, and evade her slaps. If you evade successfully, you can do a quick counterslap for maximum damage [​IMG]

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    SLAP!!!


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    And it would be perfect for the DS.



    Of course, I may be a year or two behind on the releases, and a similar game may have been released already, along with three sequels and a limited edition DS Lite, I just don't know. [​IMG]
     
  2. Smuff

    Smuff Fossilized Gamer

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    BITCH SLAP 3 : LAYIN THE SMACK DOWN
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  3. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Smack my bitch up!
     
  4. flai

    flai Androgynous Apparently :)

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    I am reminded of American Dad, Dynasty.

    Woman 1 - Slut! *slap*

    Woman 2 - Slut! *slap*

    *repeat*
     
  5. GeekyGuy

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    Better yet, how `bout a game called Donkey Punch. The object is to use a donkey to kick each other in the balls. If you get a perfect scrotum strike you get a free sphincter shot. [​IMG]
     
  6. Nubia

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    Bitch Slap 3: The Revenge of the Slapper