What would you do if a girl invite you to her house?

[LastSurprise]

Ask to see her dildos...

 

[Deleted User]

But in the end there was no free food. He bought her movie tickets instead.

Should have said he watched the movie already.

But what if the food isn't even worth the trip?

She must really be a disaster in the kitchen to not be able to cook chinese food properly. If that's the case, at least you walked outside, got fresh hair and moved more muscles than if you stood at home all day long.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

If that's the case, at least you walked outside, got fresh hair and moved more muscles than if you stood at home all day long.

That is true.

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

Only the finest.

 

[Deleted User]

Only the finest.

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Big Mac culture?

 

[LastSurprise]

No but in all seriousness OP, once you enter the girl's house, make way to the parents room and violently flail your flaccid penis to assert dominance and to declare war. If all goes well, the father will trou down as well, leading to a jousting match for the daughters hand in marriage. Once you reign terror upon his love handle, ride your mighty steed to the living quarters of said girl, urinate on her rug and bed, and from there proceed by blowing a load on the outside yard to assure you've truly won the heart of your damsel.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

Big Mac culture?

That is in fact the joke!

 

[BARNWEY]

Go over, hang out, be nice and respectful to her and her family, etc.

 

[Deleted User]

That is in fact the joke!

Could have been culture about old man ¯\_( ᐛ )_/¯

 

[THYPLEX]

She wants to play the wistle with you

 

[Azel]

now you need her to find a friend for you. (this should lead to something interesting at least)

 

[NintendU_the_great]

Ask to see her dildos...

*likes*
what if she was planning to make one out of his penis?

 

[sarkwalvein]

*likes*
what if she was planning to make one out of his penis?

You mean like cutting it out, embalming it and adding it to her collection?
Eww... That sounds quite sick.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

what if she was planning to make one out of his penis?

Ask if I could take out her dildo...

You mean like cutting it out, embalming it and adding it to her collection?
Eww... That sounds quite sick.

It's merely an innuendo for the cowgirl position.

i hope​

 

[Ev1l0rd]

you are all sick fucks.

OP, just treat it like doing something with your friends. Just don't assume she wants something more, just be her friend in a normal way and if things happen to go to a romantic direction, then that just happens.

note: never had a girlfriend in a romantic sense.

 

[Quantumcat]

you are all sick fucks.

OP, just treat it like doing something with your friends. Just don't assume she wants something more, just be her friend in a normal way and if things happen to go to a romantic direction, then that just happens.

note: never had a girlfriend in a romantic sense.

You're probably the most likely to get a girlfriend out of anybody in this thread. Speaking as a girl, most of you disgust me.

 

[Depravo]

That's quite enough of that.