Welcome

[mthrnite]

WELCOME

Welcome to City 171.

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.

I thought so much of City 171 that I elected to establish my Administration here in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I have been proud to call City 171 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 171.

It's safer here.

 

[Ace Gunman]

Will lobotomies be a requirement or simply a bonus?

 

[Westside]

It's safer here.

So 171 is kinda like a condom...
How about /171/...

 

[JKR Firefox]

I hope they are a requirement...damn frontal lobes...

 

[Mangofett]

Indeed.

 

[Jax]

Pick up that FRIES OOP!

 

[VVoltz]

Oh, I thought this was Black Mesa, I knew I had to turn right in Albuqurque...
Wait, this isn't the Testing Area..., my apologies. Thank you for the warm Welcome mthrnite. I'll look forward to see (and hopefully help) your City flourish.

 

[mthrnite]

So 171 is kinda like a condom...
How about /171/...

Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: the urge to reproduce.

We should thank Our Benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the stars.

Let me assure you that the suppressing field will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves, the day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.

 

[HippoSheep]

WE'RE ALLL GOING TO DIE HERE!!!

 

[Jax]

Big Mthr is watching you...

 

[jgu1994]

... ... The only thing i can think about is I am legend for some reason...

 

[HippoSheep]

THATS WHY WE'RE ALL GOING TO FRICKEN DIE!!!!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[usmagen]

concrete jungle is teh safest place to be. 171

 

[HippoSheep]

*starts crying*

 

[Szyslak]

Woah.

Kinda freaky in here.

 

[Costello]

priceless

 

[CockroachMan]

The Freeman will come and free us! o/

 

[HippoSheep]

The Freeman will come and free us! o/

Before its too late!

 

[Veho]

 

[Jax]

I love Frohman!