Video Game Logic

[weavile001]

you can kill someone knifing his leg.

 

[ComeTurismO]

It's unlawful to steal, in Skyrim. But... If you just pick up the item and run away, it's O.K.

 

[Deleted_171835]

It's unlawful to steal, in Skyrim. But... If you just pick up the item and run away, it's O.K.

I don't know what version of Skyrim you're playing.

 

[Sterling]

I don't know what version of Skyrim you're playing.

I think he means like the R3 button to just pick it up and carry it.

 

[narutofan777]

if you fail a mission, game over. - games

if you punch a reporter in public, assault charges will not be filed against you. - mass effect

if you die in a dream you die in real life - catherine

if you cheat on your SO you will be punished - catherine

if you piss someone off he/she will listen and agree with you - mass effect

if your family member dies you can play rock, paper and scissors with the grim reaper to get them back. - sims

if you build a lot of relationships you can get promoted in your job - sims

 

[DragorianSword]

If you tip a cow and then milk it, you get a milkshake - Sims 2 (DS)

 

[Jayro]

In Pokemon games, your mother sleeps in the kitchen.

 

[triassic911]

You are apparently fine with sleeping anywhere in the wilderness, even with creepers nearby, as long as you pull your bed out from your pocket onto the ground.

 

[Arras]

Antichamber. All of it. You look at a box from one side, it's solid. Look at it from another side, it's a tunnel. Look backwards, you see a passageway you did not come out of. Walk through a hall and end up in the exact same one. Go right four times and end up somewhere entirely different.

 

[Sychophantom]

I can't be bothered to read the whole thread, but I'm always amused by Skyrim's magical food preservation abilities.

No one's been in a cave for 200 years, fresh tomatoes abound.

 

[Terenigma]

It makes much more sense to put a huge obvious band-aid to hide your barcode tattoo than to just get makeup to cover it.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Antichamber. All of it. You look at a box from one side, it's solid. Look at it from another side, it's a tunnel. Look backwards, you see a passageway you did not come out of. Walk through a hall and end up in the exact same one. Go right four times and end up somewhere entirely different.

This fucking game is amazing.

 

[ComeTurismO]

If you dance well with a girl, she wishes to have sex with you.

 

[weavile001]

If you dance well with a girl, she wishes to have sex with you.

If you give chocolate to a random girl in the street, she will wish the same thing

 

[ComeTurismO]

If you give chocolate to a random girl in the street, she will wish the same thing

LOL, in what game? I got mine from GTA BOGT.

 

[weavile001]

LOL, in what game? I got mine from GTA BOGT.

rune factory....harvest moon, even the sims

 

[ShadowSoldier]

If you dance well with a girl, she wishes to have sex with you.

That's not just in video games my friend

 

[Taleweaver]

That's not just in video games my friend

Damnit...that's the second time today you beat me to the punchline.

On-topic:
-the difference between finishing first and finishing second (with just a split second to spare) is about 1000 experience. (Sonic & all stars racing)
-Shuffling a deck of cards takes barely a second, yet it's totally randomized.
-after beating someone up 'till knock out, it just takes a few seconds to recover (pretty much all fighter games)
-quite some vendors will buy ANYTHING from you (though usually at low prices).
-magic never fails and always works instantly. Christ, you can even drink a magical potion that heals damage you took from stepping on a hedgehog.
-walking in lava hurts, though it won't leave a scratch on your shoes or clothes.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

- Driving faster than NPC's in games like GTA won't get the cops after you for speeding.
- Driving recklessly and running over a few people and lamp posts won't get cops after you.
- You can take so many bullets to the face and not die even though you're not a space marine.

 

[Maxternal]

When a volcano erupts the most logical thing for your enemy do to is to clutter up the landscape with all kinds of crappy, makeshift fences and get out and send more patrols out under the falling ashes. As soon as the eruption stops, though, there's no need for any of that anymore.

If they happen to capture and loot you during said eruption time, the most logical thing for them to do is place your belongings in separate treasure chests scattered randomly about the volcanic landscape.

Oh, and gloves with long claws on them ONLY work as great weapons when you're crawling around underground.

-Skyward Sword