Video Game Logic

[Tsuteto]

*Not getting your mile in the time you want? Grab a knife! You'll run faster!
*Floating islands are totally possible here without fancy schmancy technology. Just place some dirt, destroy your bridge, you're good to go!
*Though sand will fall on you if you take something away next to it, if nature made it that way, it'll stay.
*The only place in which you can use your friends being slowly lowered into a fiery death as motivation to throw rocks at monsters faster as a fun game.

Don't have anything else for now.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

*snippity snip*
Related note, you can carry as much as you want on a horse, and this re-enables fast travel.

Even better, if you knock out Shadowmere you can "loot" and give as much as you want to the horse and she'll carry it all with no problems at all. (Oblivion, not Skyrim)

 

[Taleweaver]

On that note:

-you know how to ride a horse, dragon, giant fish or any other mount the moment you get on it. Sometimes they're fiercefull or proud before you can ride them, but once you do, they lose all instincts whatsoever. Heck, you can drive them straight through a fire without them blinking.
-Getting on and off a horse takes about a second, and somehow doesn't involve you moving your feet even the slightest.
-when running forward and jumping, jumping again the second you land wields you some bonus speed.
-at the end of the day, rescuing your girl is all that matters. Nobody even questions the dozens or hundreds of murders you committed to get there (not that there's any evidence, as those bodies tend to go up in smoke).
-when starting a Real Time Strategy campaign, the first missions tend to involve moving a few units into some territory or basic structure building. Somehow, these basic tutorials training missions impresses the general staff enough to give you some "real" missions.

 

[Pleng]

When at war, it's only polite to wait for your opponent to do something before taking your next action.

 

[narutofan777]

if you throw enemies at each other, they get stronger.

a short guy can block someone who is 6 ft 8 in height trying to do a layup.

a fat guy can run faster or equal to a skinny guy.

 

[TripleSMoon]

If you have enough health/hearts/energy tanks you can stand in acid or even molten lava for a LONG time. But The moment your health/hears/energy tanks are at their last point, merely bumping into a creature that's half your size is enough to kill you. Because your body is THAT feeble without tiny hearts or glowing balls protecting you.

 

[ComeTurismO]

When your in a multi million dollar nano suit, you use a bow and arrow.
When you have armor on, the armor can be weak, when your female character has no armor on... She's strong. I
In OoT if you can not open a certain door the message is ''Strange....... The door doesn't open'' - locked doors are considered abnormal.

 

[weavile001]

hairs dont fall, even if you are underwater.
enemies, mysteriously,will vanish after being defeated

 

[TripleSMoon]

enemies, mysteriously,will vanish after being defeated

Or else will disappear in a large puff of smoke.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Super Mario Sunshine - Rico Harbor - Star #2 - While you are on your Blooper riding, if you hit a wall, you die!
The Hover Nozzle - Sprays out water from from FLUDD from two sides, how is it possible to hover when water is just being sprayed?

 

[weavile001]

that fucked the level

 

[Maxternal]

Super Mario Sunshine
The Hover Nozzle - Sprays out water from from FLUDD from two sides, how is it possible to hover when water is just being sprayed?

Have you ever seen one of these?

or anything like it?

 

[ComeTurismO]

Super Mario Sunshine
The Hover Nozzle - Sprays out water from from FLUDD from two sides, how is it possible to hover when water is just being sprayed?

Have you ever seen one of these?

or anything like it?

Yeah, but it's not the same in SMS.










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- If you talk to one person, talk to them again, they'll say the same thing
- If you jump on someone in SMS in Isle Delfino, talk to them, they wont be saying negative at you, they'll say other shit, off topic.

 

[TripleSMoon]

Have you ever seen one of these?

or anything like it?

lol man that brings me back...

But at any rate, the rocket is just lifting itself, not a whole 180 lb+ human body

 

[nryn99]

not many will get this.
but in dota.
you're an archer, who needs to buy swords, yes not only a sword but a bunch of them. (drow ranger needing items like shadow blade, manta style and butterfly)

also, combine a staff, a bow and a talisman. you get a sword.(quarterstaff,eaglehorn,talisman of evasion to make butterfly)
you need gloves to upgrade your boots.(power treads)
two hammers will make a scythe(desolator)

i really love dota. there's even a golem who will drop cheese if you killed him 3 or more times.

 

[ComeTurismO]

V.A.T.S is in Fallout
Pipboy is also in fallout
In combat arms, you can hold a grenade for a long time
Black holes in Mario galaxy kills mario, but not the planet

 

[Pleng]

Turtle shells fall to the bottom of water. Once you grab hold of them, they magically loose mass and help you float.

 

[TripleSMoon]

Turtle shells fall to the bottom of water. Once you grab hold of them, they magically loose mass and help you float.

Does this actually happen in any of the games (the first part, I mean)?

 

[Pleng]

Turtle shells fall to the bottom of water. Once you grab hold of them, they magically loose mass and help you float.

Does this actually happen in any of the games (the first part, I mean)?

Unless I remember incorrectly it happens in Super Mario World? I'll test it out later...

 

[TripleSMoon]

Unless I remember incorrectly it happens in Super Mario World? I'll test it out later...

Now that I think of it, yeah you're right. That does happen. I'm surprised I never thought of it. lol. The same applies to baby yoshi (stays on the floor by himself, floats as soon as you pick him up)