Video Game Logic

Discussion in 'General Gaming Discussion' started by Yuki Amano, Jun 16, 2012.

  1. roastable

    roastable GBAtemp Regular

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    >Steal an ambulance/taxi/firetruck, become paramedic/taxi driver/firefighter.
     
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  2. weavile001

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    able to kill a person with 6 punches
     
  3. Taleweaver

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    -they're rebuilding the city when you're not watching!
    -flesh eating plants don't pop up when you're standing next to them
    -throw an exploding bomb into the face of a huge enemy and he'll usually not even blink. But a small tickle with the sword on that glowing orange part of him and he'll go berserk (honestly...do I WANT to know what organ that is?).
    -your team and the enemy line up on each side of the battlefield...and then it's exchanging blows one at a time*
    -so there's this huge, powerful and usually quite rich badass (the end level is often a fortress or a castle). With traits like that, women would probably be lining up for him. But no...he goes off to kidnap yours.




    *come to think of it...am I really the first one to mention this? :unsure:
     
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  4. chavosaur

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    Pokemon- it is physically impossible to run unless you have the shoes to do so.
     
  5. ShinyLatios

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    You can not run down the stairs when holding a jar.
    You wake up, your uncle goes out of the door, you find him dying in the sewage system. afterwards, you, a kid, storm the castle single-handedly, kill off any guards in your way, rescue the princess, put her in a sanctuary and go out to save the world, without reward.
     
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  6. ZAFDeltaForce

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    You can place your bicycle in your bag but you cannot take it out inside a building because you will be reminded of an old man telling you that there is a time and place for everything.
     
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  7. 4-leaf-clover

    4-leaf-clover SHSL LUCKSTER :/

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    That place you call ''Home''
    Food can heal......... EVERYTHING!
     
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  8. weavile001

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    he has pleasure to help everyone....


    it cant heal poison , only herbs/medicine....
     
  9. xwatchmanx

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    *Bane voice* When I decide the time and setting are appropriate, you have my permission to bike.


     
  10. Ammako

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    Excitebike: If you bump into another racer from behind, you fall, but they don't.
     
  11. ComeTurismO

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    When your bicycle goes in your bag other things like cases and other stuff fits in too!
    Mario is safe and not hurt when he breaks blocks (bricks. etc). But he is not safe when a Turtle touches him, or a Goomba.
    Mario is fat, but he can run for much MUCH hours non stop.
    In Grand Theft Auto (?) when you have small hair, you get a haircut, you land up with even more hair.
    The harder you press the button, the more your fighting character gets stronger.In real
    In real life, there is a guard outside of the museum. So that means the robber has to find a way around! In video games, that guard is an enemy. That means you kill it.
    In any Pokemon game, there is the trail onto the way to the next city. You see a tree in front of you. You also can notice you can walk around it.i
    When your being chased by the cops, your 100% fine when you reach in your house. So the police wont come after you.
     
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  12. adamshinoda

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    You can die because of the TV screen.
    Remember the move-up screen stage in Super Castlevania IV?
     
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  13. xwatchmanx

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    He's also faster and more agile than Luigi, despite the fact that Luigi is in much better shape.
     
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  14. Seven

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    Minecraft cake:
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. xwatchmanx

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    Various characters from different games would obviously win against other ones, no contest. Id est, Sonic would for-sure beat Mario with his sound-barrier-breaking speed, Samus would surely beat Peach with her battle armor, Bowser would squish Olimar, etc. But the moment you put them all in a single game to compete each other, their advantages and greatly varying sizes are magically toned down CONSIDERABLY so everyone has a chance against everyone (Super Smash Bros, Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games).
     
  16. Tom Bombadildo

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    I forgot
    Keys to locked doors are kept in chests in various areas of a dungeon/enemies castle.

    Gates can block your path at any time, even if the bars are far apart enough to just slide on through.
     
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  17. weavile001

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    thats what makes the game better , if could run in the lightining speed w/ sonic in s/m at the oly.,then no other character would be chosen
     
  18. Guild McCommunist

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    What sick sadistic gods give the role of "Hero of Time" to a fucking child? Seriously.

    I mean you're in a land filled with (I'd like to think) a few competent soldiers or hell, even adults, and thrust this role upon a fucking kid? Rooting him up from his home, the life he knew, ruining his childhood and forcing him on some bogus quest that's not even of his choosing?

    Also, I don't care how much magical voodoo power you got from some crazy gods, a small child with absolutely no official training with weapons cannot defeat a large, powerful king of evil with years of training in both the dark arts and swordsmanship.
     
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  19. soulx

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    Time travel, baby.
     
  20. Tom Bombadildo

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    I forgot
    So then they're throwing a 17 year old with absolutely no official training.

    Also, who said he was talking about Ocarina of Time?

    EDIT: Also, Wind Waker.
     
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