True English skills

[Xuphor]

Below is a 100% grammatically correct conversation that Yoda and someone else can have in English:

Yoda: Will Will Smith smith?
Person: Will Smith will smith.
Yoda: (nods in agreement) Smith, Will Smith will.

Now, without any punctuation marks or contexts, here's what it looks like:

will will smith smith
will smith will smith
smith will smith will

You gotta love the English language sometimes.

 

[Veho]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

 

[Ethevion]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

I thought you were trolling lol, then I read into it and now I'm confused.

 

[Gahars]

"I never said she stole my money."

This sentence means seven different things, all depending on which word you stress.

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

"I never said she stole my money."

This sentence means seven different things, all depending on which word you stress.

Nice Gahars. 5/5 perfect english.

 

[FAST6191]

"I never said she stole my money."

This sentence means seven different things, all depending on which word you stress.

Bonus round - what if I stress two different words rather than just a single word?

I have nothing of great interest to add to this at this point so I will go with the old faithful of Ode to the spelling checker
http://www.latech.edu/tech/liberal-arts/geography/courses/spellchecker.htm
http://sunburst.usd.edu/~bwjames/humor/spell.html

 

[Veho]

Bonus round - what if I stress two different words rather than just a single word?

I have nothing of great interest to add to this at this point so I will go with the old faithful of Ode to the spelling checker
http://www.latech.edu/tech/liberal-arts/geography/courses/spellchecker.htm
http://sunburst.usd.edu/~bwjames/humor/spell.html

Mary hat hey lid tell lam,
ids fleas woes wide has know.

 

[Engert]

This is fucking hilarious.