True English skills

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  1. Xuphor
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    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Below is a 100% grammatically correct conversation that Yoda and someone else can have in English:

    Yoda: Will Will Smith smith?
    Person: Will Smith will smith.
    Yoda: (nods in agreement) Smith, Will Smith will.

    Now, without any punctuation marks or contexts, here's what it looks like:

    will will smith smith
    will smith will smith
    smith will smith will

    You gotta love the English language sometimes.
     
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  2. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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  3. Ethevion

    Ethevion Wannabe Artist

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  4. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    "I never said she stole my money."

    This sentence means seven different things, all depending on which word you stress.
     
  5. Ubuntuの刀

    Ubuntuの刀 :^D

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    Nice Gahars. 5/5 perfect english.
     
  6. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer

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  7. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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  8. Engert

    Engert I love me

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    This is fucking hilarious.

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