IRC conversation pieces from earlier, shared at the suggestion of an IRCer Batman= Worst comic book character ever! He's just a rich dude, picking on lowly criminals whe are just trying to get by. TO THE BAT YACHT ROBIN! DON"T FORGET THE BAT BLING AND THE NEW BATMOBILE ESCALADE DUB EDITION! His favourite projectile is the Bat Wallet. Thick with large bills. I bet batman doesn't even pay taxes, cause hes a prick like that. Batman wouldnt waste his time on some lower class punk kid, if he ran me over he'd prolly expect my parents to pay to have the blood removed from his 22 inch spinners Batman doesn't even tip at restaraunts. He's all like, "My tip? How about me keeping Gotham safe everyday is my tip, god damn bottom feeders, always want more" Not to mention the cops he's no doubt put out of a job. Of course he wears his suit at restaraunts, he hopes it'll make people give him free/discount meals. doesnt he have tons of money? Yeah, but he's still cheap like that Fuck, this one time, at Mcdonalds, Batman was eating in the booth across from me. He got a spider man toy in his happy meal. He walked up to the lady at the counter and bitch slapped her, spit in her face, and told her he was fucking insulted. Batman knows he's a fraud, with no actual super powers. Just a super income. Batman parks the bat mobile illegally, and he doesn't pay the ticket. He bitches at commisioner Gordon, and that traffic cop gets fired. These cops recieve a note from batman the following week, and it always says the same thing "park this, you low income public servant douche bag, I'm fucking batman. Who are you? A fucking nobody, and now you don't even have a fucking nobody job" And he signs it "Batman....Multi Billionaire" One time, Alfred had to go to see a specialist because he suffers from osteoperosis, and he needed monday off. Batman, the jerk he is, told alfred not only that he would be fired if he wasn't there monday, but he would personally break every fragile, brittle bone in his legs. He tookin robin, not because he needed a side kick, but needed a constant reminder of how much better and richer he is than everyone else. Let me ask you this, all the military and government work Wayne enterprises does, you'd think you'd see a wayne enterprises factory somewhere near gotham. Hell no, over seas labour is cheaper, and if you give the foremen bat whips its not only cheap but free. He does give each 6 year old who works for him a christmas gift though. Its a talking batman figure that says, fast hands mean less whipping. Those are just a few reasons I hate this elitist bastard. If I remember any others, I will share them so we can all hate this fraud together.