The VVoltz & Hadrian Show

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  1. VVoltz
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    Hadrian: Uhm, VVoltz? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
    VVoltz: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

    [Talking about Claudia Schiffer]
    VVoltz: She's a babe.
    Hadrian: She's magically babelicious.
    VVoltz: She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.

    [VVoltz and Hadrian are lying on the hood of the hrth-mobile, staring at the starlit sky]
    Hadrian: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?
    VVoltz: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
    Hadrian: She's a babe.
    VVoltz: She's a robo-babe (robo-dave?). In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
    Hadrian: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
    [a brief pause]
    Hadrian: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
    VVoltz: No.
    [cracks up laughing]
    VVoltz: No.
    Hadrian: Neither did I. I was just asking.

    VVoltz: Kiss your mother with that mouth? I'm gettin' outta here, Damien!
    Hadrian: Fine then, go!
    VVoltz: I'm gone!
    Hadrian: Go then!
    VVoltz: But I am!
    Hadrian: Go!
    VVoltz: I'm Gone!
    Hadrian: Go then!
    VVoltz: But I am!
     


  2. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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  3. James B.

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    lucky. I think I might just go cry in a corner.

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  4. Sonicslasher

    Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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  5. MC DUI

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    Something is not quite right here...
     
  6. James B.

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    Maybe its you.

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  7. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    th' south
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  8. Hadrian

    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    I'm like, really fucking scared!

    VVoltz is stalking me and using marmite to entice the ghosts to get me.
     
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  10. VVoltz
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    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Come one dude, is our show! Yeah!!!!
     
  11. VVoltz
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    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Bah!, I'll look for a new co host....
     
  12. Hadrian

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    Ok but it has to be The Hadrian & VVoltz Show, you're my bitch ok?
     
  13. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    How about "The VVodrian and Haltz Show"?
     
  14. Hadrian

    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    I think you got something there!
     
  15. VVoltz
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    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    I most definitely like it! [​IMG]
    vveho rules.
     
  16. Extreme Coder

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    VVxtreme VVoder wants to join too! [​IMG]
     
  17. Hadrian

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    I think you could do the location reporting!
     
  18. Westside

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  20. VVoltz
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    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    The new season is coming soon!, I'll tell you a little about the plot before I get disconnec