The VVoltz & Hadrian Show

VVoltz

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Hadrian: Uhm, VVoltz? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
VVoltz: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

[Talking about Claudia Schiffer]
VVoltz: She's a babe.
Hadrian: She's magically babelicious.
VVoltz: She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.

[VVoltz and Hadrian are lying on the hood of the hrth-mobile, staring at the starlit sky]
Hadrian: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?
VVoltz: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
Hadrian: She's a babe.
VVoltz: She's a robo-babe (robo-dave?). In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
Hadrian: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
[a brief pause]
Hadrian: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
VVoltz: No.
[cracks up laughing]
VVoltz: No.
Hadrian: Neither did I. I was just asking.

VVoltz: Kiss your mother with that mouth? I'm gettin' outta here, Damien!
Hadrian: Fine then, go!
VVoltz: I'm gone!
Hadrian: Go then!
VVoltz: But I am!
Hadrian: Go!
VVoltz: I'm Gone!
Hadrian: Go then!
VVoltz: But I am!
 

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lucky. I think I might just go cry in a corner.

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I'm like, really fucking scared!

VVoltz is stalking me and using marmite to entice the ghosts to get me.
 

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