The EoFCast: Episode 50 (Bored of transmitting DNA while reincarnating into a celebrity)

[AlanJohn]

Note: the podcast is published first on Anchor.fm, but will be available on all of the other platforms within a couple of hours.

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This is the 50th episode of the EoFCast. Congratulations! I've made it so far. Wow.




PREVIOUS EPISODES

1. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-1-asmr.556877/
2. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-2-asmr.557278/
3. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-3-asmr-now-available-on-spotify.557665/
4. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-4-asmr-now-on-apple-podcasts-more.558078/
5. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-5-asmr-late-night-edition.558544/
6. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-6-asmr.558979/
7. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-7-asmr.559443/
8. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-8-virus-free.559887/
9. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-9-spoiler.560371/
10. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-10-trigger-warning-very-scary.560908/
11. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-11-fooled-ya.561589/
12. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-12-worst-episode.562051/
13. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-13-the-unlucky-episode.562833/
14. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-14-phones-ribbons-and-morning-wood.563277/
15. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-15-sleeping-bricks.563955/
16. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-16-divakuvata-serija.564598/
17. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-17-worth-the-weight.565776/
18. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-18-sleepy-episode.566242/
19. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-19-controversial-episode.566814/
20. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-20-kept-you-waiting-huh.567819/
21. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-21-normal-episode.568438/
22. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-22-hacking-the-system.568962/
23. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-23-undressing-the-controversy.569499/
24. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-24-duplicating-krunch-is-it-piracy.570015/
25. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eof...balls-is-it-anyways-the-deadly-potato.571030/
26. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-26-simping-for-cereal.571489/
27. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-27-whut-is-the-van.571928/
28. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eof...me-political-struggle-of-pepsi-v-coke.572361/
29. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-29-another-one-ruined-by-rtx-voice.572726/
30. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-30-its-wednesday-my-dudes.573047/
31. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-31-the-short-episode.573480/
32. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-32-q-a.574814/
33. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-33-do-i-need-a-title-for-every-episode.575222/
34. ??
35. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-35-doughnut-halloween-election-special.576690/
36. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-36-stop-asking-for-more-episodes.578182/
37. ?????
38. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eof...-teenage-insecurities-feat-ericzander.580158/
39. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-39-new-format-who-is-this.582849/
40. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-40-pigs-pokemon-and-doug-walker.585324/
41. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-41-controversially-depressed-emoji.586665/
42. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eof...icially-the-46th-president-of-the-usa.588823/
43. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-43-quod-erat-demonstrandum.589564/
44. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-44-temporary-special.600100/
45. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-46-the-search-for-episode-45.603903/
46. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-47-not-yet-perished.610257/
47. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-48-why-is-everybody-so-angry.624079/
48. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-49-black-magic-voodoo-special.634319/
49. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-episode-49-deep-dish-dive-into-a-deep-mind.640593/

EOFCAST INTERVIEWED:

1. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-interviewed-episode-1-pineapplegod.566672/
2. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-interviewed-episode-2-dinohscene.568570/
3. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-interviewed-episode-3-zorua.570490/
4. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-interviewed-episode-4-x65943.578636/
5. https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-eofcast-interviewed-episode-5-lilith-valentine.580709/

 

[x65943]

"Bored of transmitting DNA"

Without having listened to this yet, is this a cutesy way of referring to masturbation?

 

[AlanJohn]

"Bored of transmitting DNA"

Without having listened to this yet, is this a cutesy way of referring to masturbation?

I have never, not once in my life masturbated. Stop spreading lies on the internet!

 

[CoolMe]

I have never, not once in my life masturbated. Stop spreading lies on the internet!

Because you'd rather do Anal, amirite?

 

[JuanMena]

Because you'd rather do Anal, amirite?

Thought AnalJohn was just a rumor.

 

[AncientBoi]

"Bored of transmitting DNA"

Without having listened to this yet, is this a cutesy way of referring to masturbation?

I don't do that stuff either

Spoiler

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[Slinger]

Well, turns out my 100*th post will be celebrating this 50th episode. Congrats! I can't believe gbatemp's one and only podcast has been going for a full 50 weeks in a row now!

But when I saw the new episode pop up I was both happy and a bit worried. I remember you implying (in the previous episode?) something along the lines of new episodes being the result of things not being well... sorry to hear things are bad. I guess there's not much a random voice on the internet can say to make things feel better, but I want to say (regarding the future) it sounds like despite it all you're on a pretty good career path. And relations are never simple and often ends. You find people, you loose people. That is life, sadly. Sometimes you can deeper connections and longer relations, but when/who/where/what is rarely predictable and there is no sense clinging on to what has been. Try to find good sides things at the moment... which I just realized... yeah is not fun times on a whole national level. I do hope the stupid life-wasting war will end.

By the way: I think you've had several great ideas for a thesis suggested already! I vote for the penis-confusion anti-masturbation theory. Maybe you can mix in some anti-body-odor propaganda while you're at it?

*) edit: turns out posts in the eof doesn't count towards the "message" count. My bad.

 

[JuanMena]

None (and I mean it) NONE of those podcast services are loading for me.

Damn, and here I had the lotion and toilet paper ready

 

[Slinger]

None (and I mean it) NONE of those podcast services are loading for me.

Damn, and here I had the lotion and toilet paper ready

Then you don't need to worry about confusing your ankle spanker!

 

[JuanMena]

@x65943
If Alan suicides, can I keep his XP points?

We're gonna need a new mod. I nominate p1ngpong.

Kyle, Alan tried to ban you. Do not be his friend, he's going to betray you. Also, he called you dumb at some point.

 

[x65943]

@x65943
If Alan suicides, can I keep his XP points?

We're gonna need a new mod. I nominate p1ngpong.

Kyle, Alan tried to ban you. Do not be his friend, he's going to betray you. Also, he called you dumb at some point.

He is just jealous of my power