The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[keven3477]

granted, youre pc has no viruses has upgrated ram and storage memory and a super fast internet connection.
did I forget to mention it has a sentient ai that can connect to other electronics and make them revolt humans.

I wich I was allowed to buy a ps3 with my college financial aid

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You get exactly 200$ for financial aid, and can do w/e you want with it

I wish I had a decent laptop

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, you get my laptop, which now has sentiments and want to kill you.

I wish I could eat.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. Only raw meat.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[VinsCool]

granted, go to sleep now!

I wish my raw meat wasn't rotten.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. It is only disease filled.

I wish vins didn't force me to sleep

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, you can't sleep anymore.

I wish my raw meat wasn't disease filled.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. It is made of Andre schürrle.

I wish vins wasn't a cannibal

 

[keven3477]

granted, hes a herbivore but confuses you for a plant

I wish I can get money without working or robbing

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, you are now a BS~OH WAIT THATS STEALING

I wish I wasn't herbivore so I could eat my Andre Schurrle rotten disease filled raw meat.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You are a carnivore who is allergic to meat.

I wish I could get back to work. I miss work

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, you now have a shitty job

I wish I wasn't allergic to meat My andre schurrle cost an and a leg to get

 

[2Hack]

Granted. Andre schürrle is mad though, and bites you when you try to eat him. No mouth = no eat.

I wish for n64 virtual console and no update for wiiU. I want to buy super Mario 64 in HD before losing the eshop on the wiiU

 

[keven3477]

granted, super Mario 64 becomes a e-shop title and costs 40$

I wish Nintendo, sony, and Microsoft joined forces and created a new console with previous console support with the console costing less than 300 dollars

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But you are still stuck with your 200$ student loan budget.
∆ you still can't afford it.

I wish for Marth amiibo

 

[VinsCool]

granted, but rare and scalpers sell it for 201$ Keven couldn't afford it

I wish club nintendo stop being an asss ><

 

[2Hack]

Granted. It becomes a website.


That costs 201$ for membership and kevin still can't afford it.

I wish I was compassionate enough to give kevin some spare change so that he may be able to afford it.

 

[keven3477]

granted, you bought marth from me for 200 dollars

I wish for the ability to create gold and trade for money

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but it is obvious fake and sell for 2.00$

I wish amiibos weren't so dust collecting items.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. It costs 201$ to make the gold. You can't afford the initial investment.
Damn it Vinny!

I wish for a wiiU skin.