The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[Deleted User]

Granted. You are transported to the future. It would be considered May, but the entire universe has been destroyed.
I wish that this wish will not be corrupted.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Would you like to re-format the partition table of disk W:/ish?

I wish my cat would stop purring in my ear for no reason

 

[2Hack]

Granted, your cat is ded.

I wish I could go home right now.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Granted, but your house is mysteriously displaced from this dimension upon entering

I wish my cat wasn't ded

 

[Monado_III]

But you already buried it so now you have committed animal cruelty.

I wish I had something to drink right about now.

 

[2Hack]

You get a bottle of Pepsi, but the contents are cola(the off brand, great value™ type)

I wish I could do something fun right now :/

 

[guitarheroknight]

Granted, you're observing a freshly painted wall and waiting for the paint to dry. I wish to ride a liger.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. It takes you on a ride to the rest of it's pack, where the feed on you.

I wish the WiiU exploit was out already

 

[Monado_III]

But it releases a broken mess and Nintendo finds a way to brick everyone's console who has used it

I wish the 3ds scene wasn't the mess it is.

 

[2Hack]

3ds scene disbands, and we life off of strict gw homebrew and ROM loading as our only option.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Granted, the world is now a white expanse of nothingness

I wish I had beautiful flowing hair

 

[Monado_III]

Your hair covers your eyes and you fall down a flight of stairs.

I wish I was in Hawaii.

 

[2Hack]

You go to Hawaii, January 1st 1901.

I wish I could sleep already and start tomorrow.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

You sleep and start tomorrow, but because of an odd space-time anomaly, you only get 5 minutes of sleep

I wish life was cooler

 

[Monado_III]

Life becomes cooler but then WWIII starts because people couldn't agree on who was the coolest.

I wish Marth Amiibo weren't overpriced.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Life becomes cooler but then WWIII starts because people couldn't agree on who was the coolest.

I wish Marth Amiibo weren't overpriced.

Granted, but you can't afford it because of inflation due to WWIII

I wish this thread was actually meaningful

 

[2Hack]

Granted. All wishes and their corrupted sides are granted.

I wish my CC company would update my CC statement faster, so I can figure out how poor I actually am.

 

[Monado_III]

The longer it takes, the poorer you are.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

 

[2Hack]

You sleep well but are plagued with nightmares involving 3 Shulks repeating "THIS IS THE MONADO'S POWER"

I wish I wasn't too tired to sleep

 

[VinsCool]

You sleep forever.

I wish I hasn't had too much stress.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You stop giving a fuck, and watch your life go down the drain

I wish I could wasn't up so late, and could get the week started already. What a long week