The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[2Hack]

I wish this didn't go in two posts

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but you have to buy a new keyboard for 201$, aaaand you can't afford it once again.

I wish april fool's day is over already :/

 

[2Hack]

Granted. It hasn't even started, so the last April fools is already over

I wish you didn't force me to buy a new keyboard over nothing

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, it was for Keven.

I wish I wasn't too slow at replying.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You are still fast in Kevin's eyes

I wish my PC mouse wasn't broken and didn't double click at every click

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, now You have no more double click functionnalities.

I wish I could pee, But someone's in the toilet

 

[2Hack]

Granted. Weegee invites you to pee with him

I wish I didn't have a headache

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, Weegee healed your pain, and Shulks really feel it

I wish this game wasn't so random.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. It is predictable. You just pull down your trousers, and weegee gets to work

I wish shulk amiibo wasn't so expensive

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, Weegee will let you feel it

I wish Keven believes in fairies

 

[2Hack]

Granted. Kevin is a fairy

I wish weegee wasn't so rough

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, He'll be sorft with you

I wish this thread doesn't turn gay.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. It turns into an anti gay protesting thread.

I wish I had quicker thinking

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but Weegee was quickier than yourself

I wish club nintendo was made by competants devs...

 

[2Hack]

Granted. They hire a ton of capable devs tomorrow.

I wish I knew what I wanted from club nintendo

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, you want to give me free codes

I wish you will

 

[2Hack]

Granted. I gave you all my codes. That were left over.

I wish to sleep and wake up in the summer

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but you wake up in 2018, my computer has taken over the world already.

I wiss I could have more doritos to eat.

 

[2Hack]

Granted, but you wake up in 2018, my computer has taken over the world already.

I'll take it.

I wish my body wasn't destroyed from being in bed for so long.

 

[VinsCool]

solution, get up and do sports

I wish you weren't so lazy