The Bathroom (This Morning)

[Nero]

Yes. I was going to brush me teeth.
I squeezed some tooth paste onto the brush, and I put some resistance against the Colgate tube, and flung the toothpaste into my right eye.

It was the Cool Mint flavor, and boy did it burn.
I was ROFH (Rolling On Floor Hurting), so I just got up and flushed my eye out ASAP.
After that, it felt minty.

Discuss. (Gex made up ROFH)

~Nero

 

[fischju]

Have you asked anybody to smell your eye?

 

[Nero]

Have you asked anybody to smell your eye?

No. What would be the point? XD

~Nero

 

[fischju]

It might be minty fresh, and you could start a new trend!

 

[DarkAura]

All I could say is: PWN'T!

Or I mean, glad it wasn't like hydrochloric acid or anything. Like you would have that in your bathroom.

 

[Westside]

Well, all I can tell you is that it's probably better than getting a penis in the eyes. Trust me... it ain't something that you want to happen to you.

 

[OSW]

Well, all I can tell you is that it's probably better than getting a penis in the eyes. Trust me... it ain't something that you want to happen to you.

 

[amptor]

now u have a clean eyeball.

suggestion: do the left one tomorrow.

 

[sonicstorm]

Can you shoot lasers out of it now?

 

[Westside]

now u have a clean eyeball.

suggestion: do the left one tomorrow.

another reason toothpaste is better than dick in your eyes. Cleaning it instead of leaving a mushroom tattoo.

 

[VVoltz]

Just a little trivia, in spanish, "Colgate" means, "Hang yourself". I think that is THE saddest subliminal message of them all.

 

[Westside]

Just a little trivia, in spanish, "Colgate" means, "Hang yourself". I think that is THE saddest subliminal message of them all.

I thought it was: "caída usted mismo"

 

[living-ghost]

Just a little trivia, in spanish, "Colgate" means, "Hang yourself". I think that is THE saddest subliminal message of them all.

I heard of a car someone tried to sell in spain called the Nova (doesn't run in spanish)

 

[amptor]

now u have a clean eyeball.

suggestion: do the left one tomorrow.

another reason toothpaste is better than dick in your eyes. Cleaning it instead of leaving a mushroom tattoo.

true however since he is a male i would hope that wouldn't happen to begin with.

dick in female eyes now...that is funnay