The Bathroom (This Morning)

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Nero, Jan 20, 2008.

  1. Nero
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    Nero GBAtemp RPG Maniac

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    Yes. I was going to brush me teeth.
    I squeezed some tooth paste onto the brush, and I put some resistance against the Colgate tube, and flung the toothpaste into my right eye.

    It was the Cool Mint flavor, and boy did it burn.
    I was ROFH (Rolling On Floor Hurting), so I just got up and flushed my eye out ASAP.
    After that, it felt minty.

    Discuss. (Gex made up ROFH)

    ~Nero
     
  2. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    Have you asked anybody to smell your eye?
     
  3. Nero
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    Nero GBAtemp RPG Maniac

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    No. What would be the point? XD

    ~Nero
     
  4. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    It might be minty fresh, and you could start a new trend!
     
  5. DarkAura

    DarkAura Offline

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    Over there.
    All I could say is: PWN'T! [​IMG]

    Or I mean, glad it wasn't like hydrochloric acid or anything. Like you would have that in your bathroom.
     
  6. Westside

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    Well, all I can tell you is that it's probably better than getting a penis in the eyes. Trust me... it ain't something that you want to happen to you.
     
  7. OSW

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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. amptor

    amptor Banned

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    now u have a clean eyeball.

    suggestion: do the left one tomorrow.
     
  9. Calogero91

    Calogero91 Gamertag: Calogero91 add me.

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    Can you shoot lasers out of it now?
     
  10. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    another reason toothpaste is better than dick in your eyes. Cleaning it instead of leaving a mushroom tattoo.
     
  11. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Just a little trivia, in spanish, "Colgate" means, "Hang yourself". I think that is THE saddest subliminal message of them all.
     
  12. Westside

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    I thought it was: "caída usted mismo"
     
  13. living-ghost

    living-ghost Advanced Member

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    I heard of a car someone tried to sell in spain called the Nova (doesn't run in spanish)
     
  14. amptor

    amptor Banned

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    true however since he is a male i would hope that wouldn't happen to begin with.

    dick in female eyes now...that is funnay [​IMG]