The 'All I Want For Xmas Is...' Game

[Evo.lve]

So basically how it works is this. One person says something that they want for Christmas. Then the next person gives it to them with a ridiculous twist. Then they say what they want for Christmas, etc.

E.g.

All I want for Christmas is a DS2.

QUOTEYour gift contains a DS2 that was laced with anti-piracy gas by customs.
All I want for Christmas is a 3DS.

And so on. I'll start.

All I want for Christmas is a MacBook.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Like this then, pretty much.

 

[alphenor]

All I want for Christmas is 50 all-possible wishes...IMBA!!

 

[ineap09]

All I want for Christmas is a MacBook.

Your gift contains a MacBook that will eternally show the Blue Screen of Death upon turning it on.
All I want for Christmas is a 3DS.

 

[monkat]

All I want for Christmas is a MacBook.

Your gift contains a MacBook that will eternally show the Blue Screen of Death upon turning it on.
All I want for Christmas is a 3DS.

You'll get a 3DS....but you;ll go blind from it.

All I want is for this to just have existed in the wishes thread...

 

[ineap09]

All I want for Christmas is a MacBook.

Your gift contains a MacBook that will eternally show the Blue Screen of Death upon turning it on.
All I want for Christmas is a 3DS.

You'll get a 3DS....but you;ll go blind from it.

All I want is for this to just have existed in the wishes thread...

Your gift includes a time machine which allows you to go back in time and make this exist in the wishes thread. Only...the time machine causes every hair on your body to disintegrate every time you use it.

All I want for Christmas(besides my blinding 3DS) is a Monkat mask with authentic hair on it.

 

[gameboy13]

All I want for Christmas(besides my blinding 3DS) is a Monkat mask with authentic hair on it.

You look stunningly like Jesus and crowds swarm you both worshiping and trying to kill you.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

 

[The Catboy]

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Your two front teeth are now diamonds!

All I want for Christmas is a Nintendo Wii

 

[leeday100196]

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Your two front teeth are now diamonds!

All I want for Christmas is a Nintendo Wii

Your Wii arrives, but fails to play any game as the update you installed was corrupt.

All I want for Christmas is a SuperCard DSTwo.

 

[CarbonX13]

Your SuperCard DSTwo was punctured by Russian mobsters prior to delivery.

All I want for Christmas is a new episode of Bugs Bunny.

 

[Vidboy10]

You don't receive a new episode of bugs bunny due to shitty spin offs.

All I want for Christmas is my dragon dildo.

 

[Maplemage]

You get your dragon dildo, but it turns into a human dildo when you unrap it!

I want to get Patapon 3 english for christmas =D

 

[Sausage Head]

It's Chinese!

All I want for Xmas is...
the world domination for dummies book

 

[Wizerzak]

Your gift contains a sims 3 world domination for dummies book.
All I want for Christmas is a gift you can't screw up

 

[narutofan777]

you get a screw and a brick

i want a spider man toy.

 

[ineap09]

You get your spiderman toy, but it has to frequently leave to save the world, so you almost never see it.

All I want for Christmas is you.

 

[CarbonX13]

That's sweet, but sorry, it's not going to happen.

All I want for Christmas is the Second Korean War.

 

[ineap09]

You get your wish, but the War ends on the second day with a peace treaty uniting the whole world and ending world hunger.

 

[leeday100196]

You get your wish, but the War ends on the second day with a peace treaty uniting the whole world and ending world hunger.

you didn't ask for anything for Christmas, so you didn't get anything.

All I want for Christmas is a girlfriend that won't leave me, and perhaps a better personality for me to help

 

[nryn99]

you'll have the gf-001 experimental, a robot designed to be a girlfriend, you may set her personalities like loyal, extremely jealous, or does anything that you wants, has artificial women parts, 95% feels like a true one(in case of, you know). changeable hair, face, and skin, 90% feels like true skin. height must be declared before ordered, adjustable breast size. rechargeable through ac or sunlight.

i want a new kitten.