Webcomic Temper Tantrums joke submissions thread

[kuwanger]

Title - All the Way Down
Alt Title - Heaven and Hell...or maybe Inbetween

10 - Tempy stands out in a grassy field
20 - Tempy throws an empty Pokeball to capture a Pikachu
30 - The Pokeball bounces off a rock and Tempy is sucked inside
40 - Goto 10

 

[The Catboy]

So this popped into my head one day and I personally thought it was funny. Many moons ago (back in April) I made a status update that said "Stab people" and @shaunj66 replied with "GBAtemp does not approve or endorse this message"
https://gbatemp.net/members/lilith-valentine.202697/?page=4
For some odd reason I recently thought of this video

I feel like a remake of that video in comic form with Tempy and Lilith would actually be funny and a great nod to something that actually happened on the Temp.

 

[seren3]

Maybe spending lots of time on the perfect setup?

 

[NGT]

If you can think of a good joke and want to get featured on Temper Tantrums, make sure to post your joke here.
If your joke is selected by Shaun you will receive a nice +100 XP boost! If you don't know what XP is, you'll need to catch up by reading this.

REMEMBER! We're doing this tongue in cheek, we don't take ourselves too seriously so you shouldn't either.

Mario (or GBA Temp Guy) meets Kirby and throws crappy at him but Kirby sucks it up And transforms into_________.

 

[TheZander]

A lot of these comics seem gbatemp centric. Why not make fun of the soldering guy? That seems to be a well known gbatemp joke.

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Also what about winking at the fact that gbatemp's hair looks like Goku's? Have him get mad and go super Saiyan.

 

[Noctosphere]

A lot of these comics seem gbatemp centric. Why not make fun of the soldering guy? That seems to be a well known gbatemp joke.

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Also what about winking at the fact that gbatemp's hair looks like Goku's? Have him get mad and go super Saiyan.

super saiyan, meh
but making joke about the tiny-soldering guy sounds good to my ears

 

[T-hug]

Dark Souls announced for Switch
SX Pro announced for Switch
Dark Souls delayed
Namco Bandai offices ???
Cheat engine released for Switch
Dark Souls releases on Switch, players running around with max health, stamina and magic, trolling legit players

 

[Noctosphere]

Dark Souls announced for Switch
SX Pro announced for Switch
Dark Souls delayed
Namco Bandai offices ???
Cheat engine released for Switch
Dark Souls releases on Switch, players running around with max health, stamina and magic, trolling legit players

theyll get banned mwahahhahahahahahaha

 

[TheZander]

Gbatemp guy gets announced in smash ultimate, his first match starts and gets knocked off by waluigi

 

[NFates]

This came through my head right before going to bed yesterday and I thought it was funny enough to give it a try:

Tempy: This freeShop app is so good and easy to use!

*Nintendo update notification pops up*

Tempy: Huh, what could this update be? My console is already stable enough. Let me check in on the guys.

Noobs: can i use that voldemort app? how do you uninstall cwf? will i get banned? how to donwgrade?

Tempy: What is happening? Why the commotion?

A guy on an astronaut suit (represents @astronautlevel): The NIM module has changed, illegal downloads through the CDN can be detected now.

Tempy: Eh. Back to installing .cia files.

Noobs: * pass out *

Title could be "End of an era" or "Lazy pirates".

 

[TheZander]

Hey since gbatemp's eyes are the d-pad and buttons make a strip where the punch line is the start and select buttons be the nostrils.

to add a little more idea, maybe he picks his nose and everything around him freezes.

 

[sp3off]

GBATemp guy thought the Wii U was a good idea.

 

[VinsCool]

Tempy tries to be a graphic artist, but is not very good at it, but then his brother encourages him, leaving the final panel to a doodle of the very first comic that started it all.

 

[Deleted User]

snip

 

[VinsCool]

GBATemp guy gets Switch game stuck in SD card reader.
Maybe not an entire comic about this, but at least reference it somewhere.

"Mmmmmm, fits like dad in mom!"

 

[Kioku]

A cartoon about cross platform play... I've a mental block right now, so specifics aren't coming anytime soon. Maybe someone can run with it? :o

 

[seren3]

You know, sometimes I think to myself that I've gotten awfully good at taking out the New 3ds SD card REALLY FAST. I think this skill must be unique to Tempers, because I don't think your average person ever has much reason to unscrew and get into the New 3ds SD card, unless they were upgrading the memory. but Tempers have to do it all the time for software updates and the like. My situation is compounded by the fact that I have a hard shell case around my 3ds, which I have to take off every time I want to access the SD.

Maybe we could do a comic where Tempy sets a watch, then he checks the Temp for updates, removes his card and moves the files from his computer, then puts it all back together super fast, then it says TIME! and it's been less than a minute and Tempy is sweating a little with the 3DS screen saying "update complete"

 

[Jacklack3]

How people see console hackers:
*cue hooded masked man typing on his computer with hieroglyphs instead of letters*
How it is actually:

if password = "password":

"lol."

 

[slaphappygamer]

Perhaps something like......

1st scene

Tempy and girlfriend

Girlfriend “where do you want to go for dinner?” Tempy heavily thinking

2nd scene

Tempy and girlfriend

Tempy 10 minutes later...“ok, Chinese food?” Tempy girlfriend “had that a few days ago. How about....”

3rd scene

Tempy and friend (massive wall bookcase full of games)
tempy”what game do you want to play?” Friend heavily thinks

 

[Jacklack3]

Perhaps something like......

1st scene

Tempy and girlfriend

Girlfriend “where do you want to go for dinner?” Tempy heavily thinking

2nd scene

Tempy and girlfriend

Tempy 10 minutes later...“ok, Chinese food?” Tempy girlfriend “had that a few days ago. How about....”

3rd scene

Tempy and friend (massive wall bookcase full of games)
tempy”what game do you want to play?” Friend heavily thinks

Took a little bit for me to get it but I think it's like

Tempy and girlfriend

gf: what do you wanna eat?
tempy: uhm... chinese food?
gf: eh had that a few days ago
*cue tempy angry*

Tempy and friend

tempy: what do you wanna play?
friend: uhm... super mario bros?
tempy: eh played that a few days ago
*cue friend angry*