Webcomic Temper Tantrums joke submissions thread

[Costello]

If you can think of a good joke and want to get featured on Temper Tantrums, make sure to post your joke here.
If your joke is selected by Shaun you will receive a nice +100 XP boost! If you don't know what XP is, you'll need to catch up by reading this.

REMEMBER! We're doing this tongue in cheek, we don't take ourselves too seriously so you shouldn't either.

 

[shaunj66]

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[RedoLane]

=New XP Vs Old Rank=

New Temper: So this week we launched our XP system! A good way to level up and-
Old Temper: I still prefer the Ranking system, you know.
New Temper: *stares*
Old Temper: *stares*

GBATEMP - Temper War

 

[Taffy]

Super Nag!

I don't wanna advertise this but....

https://gbatemp.net/entry/taffys-ten-cents.14541/

scroll down a bit until you reach NAGTENDO. you'll see it.

 

[Xathya]

hi costales and shaunes here my submision:

olds peoples at weding alway say to mes at: "you is next"!
so i says: same to thems but at funreals

 

[lAkdaOpeKA]

SONY:
"Our console MUST have a secure operating system. Let's make sure that everything is always up to date, let's have it auto update when the user isn't using it, let's implement many security features to make hacking harder..."

NINTENDO:
"lol i mean how much harm would using a year old WebKit version do anyway"

 

[Xathya]

SONY:
"Our console MUST have a secure operating system. Let's make sure that everything is always up to date, let's have it auto update when the user isn't using it, let's implement many security features to interfere with hackers..."

NINTENDO:
"lol i mean how much bad could using a year old WebKit version do anyway"

i mean ps4 was hacket with webkit too...

 

[lAkdaOpeKA]

i mean ps4 was hacket with webkit too...

but it didn't took only a month after launch, plus the WebKit on the Switch was just so outdated...

 

[Xathya]

but it didn't took only a month after launch, plus the WebKit on the Switch was just so outdated...

yare yare dase is futile to argues with you.!
said exploid was develop just for switch so oldness didnt mater!

 

[DarthDub]

but it didn't took only a month after launch, plus the WebKit on the Switch was just so outdated...

That's cause it was "private."

 

[lAkdaOpeKA]

That's cause it was "private."

yes yes i know...

 

[linuxares]

A person keeps asking tempy about "when is X done?" Generally just hundred of different once form a lot of little people.

 

[Xathya]

A person keeps asking tempy about "when is X done?" Generally just hundred of different once form a lot of little people.

NO ONE understands, i say!
explaine.

 

[linuxares]

NO ONE understands, i say!
explaine.

Tempy is in his "GBA" or something, like a house.
A person walks in and ask Tempy: "When will X be done?"
Tempy don't know the answer.
Next person walks in and ask "When will X be done?"
Tempy still doesn't know and get's a bit flustered.
Another person walks in and ask "When will X be done?"
Tempy gets angry, pops out and a scream he doesn't know when X is done, then hundreds of people (be like tiny people or something) ask each "When will X be done?".

 

[Xathya]

Tempy is in his "GBA" or something, like a house.
A person walks in and ask Tempy: "When will X be done?"
Tempy don't know the answer.
Next person walks in and ask "When will X be done?"
Tempy still doesn't know and get's a bit flustered.
Another person walks in and ask "When will X be done?"
Tempy gets angry, pops out and a scream he doesn't know when X is done, then hundreds of people (be like tiny people or something) ask each "When will X be done?".

oh i see! thank for greatest details

 

[DeoNaught]

~Expectations versus reality~
*Look a new Exploit is out.
Expection: I can't wait for people to discuss, and make new homebrews!

Reality: Oh boy, Here comes another Fifty threads asking the same question.

 

[Jacklack3]

Tempy: "One of our important rules is no roms!"
User: "But you used to be a GBA rom site..."
Tempy *whispering*: "Shh, shh, it's all in the past."

 

[brickmii82]

I’ve been working on making amends with and being nicer to people in my life so I sent my ex-wife a “Get better soon” Hallmark card.

She’s not sick, she just sucks in bed.

 

[smileyhead]

Tempy tries to have a civilised conversation with the people who only shitpost in the EoF.

 

[GameSystem]

Some of the jokes I'm seeing have already been done in the Tempmas thing. Perhaps we should relink some of those so we don't rehash anything.