Sony: Literally EA

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Feb 25, 2013

Sony: Literally EA by Gahars at 2:03 AM (661 Views / 7 Likes) 11 replies

  1. Gahars
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    Sony's as rotten as companies get. Did you know that they compete against Nintendo? Glorious Nintendo! After they saved the industry and everything. Monsters.

    They'd be shooting orphans if they weren't the bulk of their labor force.

    Not convinced? Let's see the photographic evidence.

    They're like George Bore-well. They bore me well, if you didn't get it, Sony cohorts fans.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    How many women have you oppressed today Sony? Huh? Check your games industry privilege.
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    Kaz Hirai and friends plan how to DESTROY backwards compatibility. How do they sleep at night?
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    Kevin Butler, mafioso extraordinaire. He was later whacked for being a no-good snitch.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Ban this sick filth. SONY 2013.

    Tune in next week for "Bill Gates: Literally Stalin".
     
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    Reporter Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    CLOSE THIS THREAD, CEASE AND DESIST
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    OR FACE MY ALCOHOLISM-- I MEAN, WRATH!
     
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    Global Moderator BORTZ wtf, nintendo

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    please link me to the glorious thread that this has to be parodying.
     
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    Now: "Playstation 4 looks great." How do you know? They haven't revealed what it looks like yet.

    Last Year's E3: "SimCity looks great." How do you know? They haven't revealed what the DRM will be like yet.

    See? They ARE similar.
     
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    Sony are literally worse than the mafia.
     
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    Hmm.... if my memories of high school hockey are anything to go by the only way to survive such a thing is to be the biggest cunt of all*.

    *rolls shoulders and cracks neck*

    This could take some doing.


    *sadly the "forget it, let us go get a beer/cider and play some games before coming back after lunch instead" route is probably not available here.
     
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    ProtoKun told me.

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    Oh Em Gee, I can't transfer my previously purchased gaemz that aren't compatible with the system in the first place?!?

    This is madness!
     
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    Madness? THIS. IS. SONY!
     
  12. Tom Bombadildo

    Contributor Tom Bombadildo Honk!

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    I think the sad thing about this thread is 99% of these "complaints" are legit.

    EDIT: As in, people actually made them. And thought they were justifiable complaints.
     
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