Sony: Literally EA

[Gahars]

Sony's as rotten as companies get. Did you know that they compete against Nintendo? Glorious Nintendo! After they saved the industry and everything. Monsters.

They'd be shooting orphans if they weren't the bulk of their labor force.

Not convinced? Let's see the photographic evidence.

They're like George Bore-well. They bore me well, if you didn't get it, Sony cohorts fans.

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How many women have you oppressed today Sony? Huh? Check your games industry privilege.

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Kaz Hirai and friends plan how to DESTROY backwards compatibility. How do they sleep at night?

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Kevin Butler, mafioso extraordinaire. He was later whacked for being a no-good snitch.

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Ban this sick filth. SONY 2013.

Tune in next week for "Bill Gates: Literally Stalin".

 

[Foxi4]

CLOSE THIS THREAD, CEASE AND DESIST​

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OR FACE MY ALCOHOLISM-- I MEAN, WRATH!​

 

[BORTZ]

please link me to the glorious thread that this has to be parodying.

 

[Gahars]

Required Reading:
http://gbatemp.net/threads/ps4-announced-at-playstation-meeting-2013.343314/
http://gbatemp.net/threads/ps4-not-backward-compatible-with-ps3.343413/
http://gbatemp.net/threads/rumor-microsoft-to-announce-360-successor-in-april.343501/

And you better take notes, because there will be a test.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Now: "Playstation 4 looks great." How do you know? They haven't revealed what it looks like yet.

Last Year's E3: "SimCity looks great." How do you know? They haven't revealed what the DRM will be like yet.

See? They ARE similar.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Sony are literally worse than the mafia.

 

[FAST6191]

Hmm.... if my memories of high school hockey are anything to go by the only way to survive such a thing is to be the biggest cunt of all*.

*rolls shoulders and cracks neck*

This could take some doing.


*sadly the "forget it, let us go get a beer/cider and play some games before coming back after lunch instead" route is probably not available here.

 

[Veho]

Now: "Playstation 4 looks great." How do you know? They haven't revealed what it looks like yet.

ProtoKun told me.

 

[the_randomizer]

Required Reading:
http://gbatemp.net/threads/ps4-announced-at-playstation-meeting-2013.343314/
http://gbatemp.net/threads/ps4-not-backward-compatible-with-ps3.343413/
http://gbatemp.net/threads/rumor-microsoft-to-announce-360-successor-in-april.343501/

And you better take notes, because there will be a test.

Don't forget the part when you can't transfer over your PSN purchases
http://www.engadget.com/2013/02/21/sony-psn-games-wont-transfer-to-ps4/

 

[Foxi4]

Don't forget the part when you can't transfer over your PSN purchases

Oh Em Gee, I can't transfer my previously purchased gaemz that aren't compatible with the system in the first place?!?

This is madness!

 

[the_randomizer]

Oh Em Gee, I can't transfer my previously purchased gaemz that aren't compatible with the system in the first place?!?

This is madness!

Madness? THIS. IS. SONY!

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I think the sad thing about this thread is 99% of these "complaints" are legit.

EDIT: As in, people actually made them. And thought they were justifiable complaints.