Sony France's Vita AS Depicts It As a Four Breasted Headless Woman

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  1. Hadrian
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    According to the French division of Sony, the Vita is like having a woman with no head but two pairs of tits...obviously this is to advertise the fact that the Vita has a rear touch stuff. The Vita has nothing else to offer according to this advert.​
    The advert roughly translates: "Touch Both sides: Twice the sensations"​
    Of course women don't have anything of any worth behind them. There is no back to which you can kiss, caress or massage to get her to be putty in your hands nor is there a lovely arse that feels great to hold and lovely to look at. The guy who came up with this must be a great lover! Ads like these are what makes the Vita fly off the shelves!​
     
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  2. Fluto

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    I feel like buying one now.
     
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  3. Hadrian
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    I'm thinking of sending one to Sony that depicts a dude masturbating with his fist up his bum. Pretty much says the same thing.

    Anyone care to model for me? :tpi:
     
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    what that's super creepy
     
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  5. GameWinner

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    What the hell Sony?
     
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    Neil Patrick Harris says hello.
     
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  8. emigre

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    I think its safe to say this advert has gone tits up
     
  9. M[u]ddy

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    By that logic the woman also has no legs.
     
  10. Treeko

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    I see what you did there Sony ;).
     
  11. Veho

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    Leave your creepy fetishes out of this.​
    Oh well, yet another one in a long line of bizarre, inscrutable, creepy, completely random Sony ads. This one making more sense than most (which is saying a lot).​
     
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    Spiderman doesnt know what to do with all those breasts. So he lets Doc Oc have her.
     
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  13. Gahars

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    I think Sony managed to (quite literally) one-up Total Recall...

    Congratulations?
     
  14. Guild McCommunist

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    The criminal thing is buying out a two page ad for one page of content.

    Seriously, who buys a second page out just to put some text in like the lower fifth.
     
  15. Hadrian
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    A woman can live without legs. :teach:
     
  16. narutofan777

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    this wont hurt nobody.
     
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    I get it :rofl:That guy is so fucking classy
     
  18. nando

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    i don't. what does neil have to do with tits?
     
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    How I Met Your Mother – 7×20 – Trilogy Time
     
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  20. nando

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    ah, i don't watch that show. i thought you meant him as a person.