-100 points for use of DragonForce. I saw them live in Chicago last year, and they did a three-way guitar solo, with one hand on the person to their left's guitar. It was the equivalent of a guitar circle-jerk. Plus, they've got this fanbase of gamer geeks that is simply as un-metal as it gets. Not that being a gamer geek is a bad thing, but don't show your face at a metal tour.
Props to Omgwtfisthat for the Chimaira love. Rob Arnold is King. Implements of Destruction IS metal.