Share a boring fact about yourself.

[DJPlace]

i ran into a crazy person yesterday and he was swinging his fist in the air i so got the FUCK out his way.

 

[CoolMe]

3. I have a Dick and Balls, you happy now??

Nope. But @AncientBoi sure'll be

 

[Cranesbill]

Nope. But @AncientBoi sure'll be

CRAP

 

[CoolMe]

i ran into a crazy person yesterday and he was swinging his fist in the air i so got the FUCK out his way.

That's why keeping a machine gun on hand is the way to go you'll never when you might need it.

 

[DJPlace]

That's why keeping a machine gun on hand is the way to go you'll never when you might need it.

oh trust me i got a hidden hitman waiting around the corner.

 

[CoolMe]

oh trust me i got a hidden hitman waiting around the corner.

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Not for you i hope? Also hope he wasn't sent by Boeing..

 

[DJPlace]

Not for you i hope? Also hope he wasn't sent by Boeing..

for that drunk ass son of bitch

 

[BuddhaHunterMac]

I'm a human

 

[CoolMe]

I'm a human

Being human is grossly overrated tbh

 

[slaphappygamer]

Im cool.

Nice! but which part of it is a boring fact tho

The part where I have to wait for another screen.

 

[SylverReZ]

<dialup sounds intensifies>

 

[AncientBoi]

The part where I have to wait for another screen.

 

[slaphappygamer]

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I wish they can fax me a new screen.

 

[DJPlace]

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now my ear's are bleeding....

 

[slaphappygamer]

One time, long ago, I was in my company vehicle. I was driving along a main road and there was a sidewalk with trees. I'm sure you've seen this before, the trees are in a square patch of dirt that all the dogs shit in. There is a lip between the dirt and the sidewalk. There was a man in a wheelchair. He rolling down the sidewalk then BOOM, he got stuck in the dirt and he was struggling to get out and back on to the sidewalk. I threw on my twirly lights and pulled to the side of the road. Pretty sure I was blocking the lane, but no cars were coming. This was long ago when people didn't mind it if you were in their way for a few seconds. Now people will honk at you if you make a complete stop at a stop sign. ANYHOW, I got out and helped the man out of the dirt and back on to the sidewalk. He thanked me and I told him to have a great day. Then, we parted ways.


P.S. I am not a cop. Boring, right?

 

[BigOnYa]

I used to rent Xbox games from Gamefly, but I never rewinded them before returning.

 

[JuanMena]

Recently (recently as in 2019) found my 7th grade teacher's Facebook pages.
My Spanish teacher Nelly and Math's teacher Dolores.
I can't believe I still have a crush on both, 20 years later.

 

[slaphappygamer]

I like to drink water.

 

[DJPlace]

is it more or am i running into more crazy people in real life.... guy was walking in the middle of the FUCKING Road so i beeped my horn at him. he got out of the way and i parked in the lot a 0.25 mile later the same game cussed the fuck out of me. i so wanted to throw my soda can i had him but still he would of been drunk or worse had a gun/knife on him.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Some yo-yo did a similar thing. Against a green light, he put his arms out to opposite sides of traffic, looked straight forward, and casually walked across 4 lanes of traffic. One person honked. I was on my bike. I had 2 thoughts. This guy is looking for a reason to use his gun and he is probably a parent of a kid that goes to school with my kids. Fucking scary! I like my life and don’t want to confront stupid people like this. They could fucking stab you! Mental illness, drugs, depression, who knows what that asshole was thinking, but someone could’ve died. Imagine being the driver that hit him on accident. The guilt you would carry. The family member that would be deeply missed.