Sgt. Johnson (Halo) = Iluminati Confirmed

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  1. Sicklyboy
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    Guys.

    I just realized.

    Plot story of Halo 2.

    Hear me out.

    Tell me ilerminatey isn't confirmed.

    Sergeant Johnson.

    Sergeant Johnson says to Cortana "Oh I know what the ladies like."

    Sergeant Johnson says things to Master Chief.

    Master Chief has to abandon Cortana.

    Cortana gets trapped alone with Gravemind.

    Gravemind has tentacles.

    Sergeant Johnson = cigar enthusiast confirmed.

    Open your eyes people.
     
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    I literally have no idea what you just said. It most likely doesn't help that I've never played a Halo campaign once in my life
     
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    Woah... Deja vu...
     
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    I'm beginning to have serious misgivings about playing Battleshots with you.
     
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    Believe it or not I was actually completely sober when writing this.
     
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    For some reason that scares me even more
     
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    Come on, man, I don't shitpost very often, give me my once a year and have that be that. :sad:
     
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    Plot twist, me's straight all along ;o;
     
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    This world is a strange, confusing place.
     
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