Sgt. Johnson (Halo) = Iluminati Confirmed

[Sicklyboy]

Guys.

I just realized.

Plot story of Halo 2.

Hear me out.

Tell me ilerminatey isn't confirmed.

Sergeant Johnson.

Sergeant Johnson says to Cortana "Oh I know what the ladies like."

Sergeant Johnson says things to Master Chief.

Master Chief has to abandon Cortana.

Cortana gets trapped alone with Gravemind.

Gravemind has tentacles.

Sergeant Johnson = cigar enthusiast confirmed.

Open your eyes people.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

I literally have no idea what you just said. It most likely doesn't help that I've never played a Halo campaign once in my life

 

[VinsCool]

An old wise man once said:

Spoiler: wise words

 

[TotalInsanity4]

An old wise man once said:

Spoiler: wise words

Woah... Deja vu...

 

[VinsCool]

Woah... Deja vu...

Yes, in another dimension, by a clone of myself. I am his greatgreatgreat.........great grandson.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I'm beginning to have serious misgivings about playing Battleshots with you.

 

[Sicklyboy]

I'm beginning to have serious misgivings about playing Battleshots with you.

Believe it or not I was actually completely sober when writing this.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

For some reason that scares me even more

 

[Sicklyboy]

Come on, man, I don't shitpost very often, give me my once a year and have that be that.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

And if I don't give you hell then I'm doing something wrong

 

[Sicklyboy]

Home is where the hell is.

 

[DinohScene]

Plot twist, me's straight all along ;o;

 

[Sicklyboy]

Plot twist, me's straight all along ;o;

This world is a strange, confusing place.