Homebrew RPGtemp

[Rydian]

Er, the previous story ended with you already having a DSTWO.

 

[Zorua]

I'm planning to make something. Where do I start from?

 

[Rydian]

I'm planning to make something. Where do I start from?

The latest story submission posted in the thread.

 

[Zorua]

lol i didn't think my microwave was gonna be a good hook for transportation lol

anyways, I'll pick up where kajdan post 110 left off.

as your particles resemble in your kitchen Bob the mutant frog starts to throw up because he has never been exposed the micro-teleportation before. Bob's slimy body hangs over your sink spewing foul liquids... out of fear you decide to..

art missing-

a. tell him if he is gonna spew he should spew into this Dixie cup.
b. grab him a glass of water to spash on him, don't wanna let Bob dry out.
c. tell him, "now you know what it felt like when I was playing IWBTG."
d. stab him in the back with your butcher knife. dissecting frogs is awesome!

a. is correct.
b. the water you splash on him rolls down his back and he slips and pukes all over you. the Bile burns your skin off and you both die.
c. He says between puking, I beat it! you n00b. you become seriously depressed the next day and decide to beat iwbtg again, but you can't. you suicide.
d.the knife hits his back an acid and bile spew into your face, its such a terrible smell and feeling as your body melts into goop.

Is this the latest one?

 

[obito]

in the final version can we have a one line space between each option? It kinda makes it easier on the eyes.. Dunno if it will fit though.

Edit: zorua, yup.

 

[ByteMunch]

Does everyone remember the Tempmas Tree? We should do this the same way, to stop confusion...

So posting a message saying your writing something?

 

[Rydian]

Things go slow here, doesn't matter that much. With as often as I need to wait a day or two for somebody to fix up their post there's often plenty of time to flesh one out or adjust it for the surrounding posts.

 

[Zerosuit connor]

bob says there's a microwave outside the jail cell.
you try to make a stupid attempt to escape.
what do you do?

-INSERT ASCII ART-

A: ask if you can have something out of the microwave.

Spoiler

CORRECT
"sure go ahead" says the prison guard. you type in random numbers and teleport home.

B: you wait for dinner, and the spoon will be your shovel.

Spoiler

Succ-- you got busted. the cops hit you in your head.

C: you wait.

Spoiler

Endlessly waiting, Bob goes insane after hearing you have a R4OMGWTF in your possesion.
he kills you.

D :you bust out by using bobs strength.

Spoiler

guards shoot you in the head. game over!

http://pastebin.me/d66a6d92426552f737a8d2d2b41236e9

ASCII art of a microwave

Your back in your home in forth street. You look in your bedroom, your computer is on and a picture of a lion is on the screen it roars. What cheap affects you think. What do you do?

A. Try and close the page

Spoiler

The lion roars and eats the mouse it then disapeers from the screen. You feel something scratch your leg and your leg is ripped off. You die painfully. GAME OVER!

B.You watch the lion for a while then start to play the wi

Spoiler

Bahaha. You are defeated by a noob playing mario kart. Game over you suck

C. You put the custom firmware on your ps3 and play black ops

Spoiler

Sony shows up at your door and kills you

D. Call Bill Gates xp has failed again.

Spoiler

You call and tell him off. Then decide to Go to your neighbours (zerosuit connors) house.
You continue and dont die... For now

Im going to add ascii art later

 

[ShinyLatios]

I fixed our posts to work together. I think they fit perfectly now!

Bob spews in the cup.
Meanwhile you are thinking you should destroy your R4OMGWTF and continue with your SCDS2WITWORKS.

A: you throw your R4OMGWTF out of the window.

Spoiler

you check on your favorite homebrew forum... to find out its now officially supported by the YWG.
you jump after your R4OMGWTF, only to find out that its quite a long way down.

B: you burn your R4OMGWTF.

Spoiler

the flashcart police saw what you did, and you are no longer wanted.
Bob came from the kitchen: he's done spewing!

C: you keep it anyway.

Spoiler

R.I.P. the flashcart police killed you!

D : you give it to Bob.

Spoiler

Let's say Bob now knows your head isnt a cartridge slot. there is now a crappy flashcart inserted in your brains. Game Over!

Zero Suit Connor's post fixed to fit with mine:

You go to your bedroom to download some DS Games. your computer is already on and a picture of a lion is on the screen it roars. What cheap effects you think. What do you do?

A. Try and close the page

Spoiler

The lion roars and eats the mouse it then disapeers from the screen. You feel something scratch your leg and your leg is ripped off. You die painfully. GAME OVER!

B.You watch the lion for a while then start to play the wi

Spoiler

Bahaha. You are defeated by a noob playing mario kart. Game over you suck

C. You put the custom firmware on your ps3 and play black ops

Spoiler

Sony shows up at your door and kills you

D. Call Bill Gates xp has failed again.

Spoiler

You call and tell him off. Then decide to Go to your neighbours (zerosuit connors) house.
You continue and dont die... for now

 

[Zerosuit connor]

^^

Thats good i may make some more of the story

Love it all now\.

 

[Sausage Head]

People, don't spoil the ending for your (or others') submission

 

[Rydian]

If thegreatace doesn't post within 24 hours I'll just edit his to fit the current story (so we can continue) and he'll just have to deal with it.

 

[Zerosuit connor]

Will my contribution be added?

 

[Rydian]

Dunno', haven't gotten that far yet. Working through these in order.

I've got class shit that is likely to keep me too busy to work on this for another day or two.

 

[chyyran]

Art: http://pastebin.me/5201856c0083c61e67f40bd1990901ea

Story:
*Ignore my Spelling of words such as "neighbour" I am Canadian.. Force of habit.

You arrived at your neighbours house. You forgot what you were here for anyways.
You ask him....

Spoiler: Can I use your computer?

He replies with "yes, but it's kinda broken" Ignoring his warning, you go up to his room. You boot the computer. The last thing you saw was the Ubuntu logo on the screen before everything whited out.
The computer blew up. You Die

Spoiler: What was I here for anyways?

He answers that he doesn't know. You exit his house, only to remember what you came for. You needed to use his computer to download roms! You turn back and you see robbers in front of your friend. You realized that they each had a hair dryer in their hands. You try to help them, before everything turned red. Turns out those hair dryers really were guns. You Die, as well as your neighbour

CORRECT

Spoiler: ...If you can borrow his car

He seems surprised at the question, cause obviously, you parked that car you found in the cave on the driveway, where you and your neighbour can clearly see. Ashamed at that idiotic question, you apologize and go back home and you drive to EB Games/GameStop to buy that game that you really liked, but pirated. You like to see another day.

Spoiler: You quickly leave his house, confused

Your neighbour catches up to you just as you were returning home to ask you why you came. You apologize for any trouble caused and go home. As you walk on the doorstep, you realized that the door was unlocked. Even more confused, you walk inside, where a guy in a gas mask appears as a white gas overwhelms your consciousness. You don't wake up, unlike the game you played just yesterday.. This isn't a game. This is life, or should we say... Death
You Die

 

[Rydian]

Okay, wait. What the fuck am I adding?
It got fucked up on page 6.

I got some more time and went back and edited what's in there to make the choices look better as suggested, but went to add onto the story and had no fucking clue what you guys were talking about. Starting with thegreatace's post, shit got fucked. I originally intended to modify his post to fit the previous one, but then the next one doesn't match, but then an attempt to match was made?

 

[chyyran]

The order is
Beginning
Post 84
Post 88
Post 89
Post 85
Post 87
Post 112
Post 109
Post 110
Post 113
Post 129 (Zerosuit Connor's post is included)
Post 135
End

Hope you have the ASCII art, pastebin is down.

 

[Rydian]

Thanks. Waiting for the pastebin site to come back up.

 

[chyyran]

Let's hope that it doesn't burn our pastes..

*touches wood*

EDIT: PASTEBIN IS BACK UP!

 

[Rydian]

bcvkl;n;gdmn

Kadjan's art is wider than 30 characters.
Christ it's just one roadblock after another.