Riddle's

[Danny600kill]

We've all heard them, and most people have stood and struggled to work them out

I want to hear some of the hardest most complicating and just plain annoying riddle's ever created so let join forces and share our riddly goodness

I will start

What is this object?
The guy who makes it doesn't want it
The guy who buys it doesn't need it
The guy who uses it doesn't know it

Spoiler

A Coffin

Try to set them out like mine please

have fun

 

[outgum]

What is once in a minute,
twice in a moment,
and never in a thousand years?

Spoiler

The Letter M

 

[ProtoKun7]

What is:
The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of every end,
The end of every place?

Spoiler

The letter E.

I read this in my Space Precinct annual from years ago

 

[_Chaz_]

I never was, am always to be.
No one ever saw me, nor ever will.
Yet I am the confidence of all to live and breathe on this globe.

Spoiler

I am Tomorrow.

 

[Rydian]

Two brothers are we, great burdens we bear; all day we are bitterly pressed.
But this I will say; we are full all day, and empty when we go to rest.

Spoiler

A pair of shoes.

A man leaves home, turns left three times, and comes back home to the man in the mask. Who is the man in the mask?

Spoiler

The catcher at a baseball game.

A man builds a house with all four walls facing south. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear?

Spoiler

White, it's a polar bear, he built his house on the north pole.
Yes, I know there's no land mass on the north pole, but there's no polar bears on the south.

Round am I, look flat as a board. Altar to the wolfen lord.

Spoiler

The moon.

I quiver with each breath of air, yet the mightiest burdens I bear.

Spoiler

Water.

I have four blades, but I draw no blood. I mash and turn my victims to powder, in my head my blades are louder.

Spoiler

A windmill.

 

[Tychon]

Any math nerds around?

What is the integral of 1/chair?

Spoiler

ln chair! (pronounce the ln.)

 

[rastsan]

what shadow isn't really a shadow?

when shadow is someones name...

 

[ProtoKun7]

When is a door not a door?

Spoiler

When the handle, hinges and latch have been removed and the door has been incorporated into a wall. What did you think I was going to say?

 

[tj_cool]

like this

Spoiler: Answer

How do you confuse people?

According to some sites: this is a very hard one (97% of Harvard students can't solve it, yet 84% of the kids in kindergarten were able to figure this out in 6 minutes):

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Spoiler: Answer

No

It's the answer to the question on the last line

The kids just solved it as they were honest enough to admit they can't solve it
Although many people think there is another answer

 

[Tempted]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Spoiler: Answer

A towel.

 

[Westside]

What did Santa Clause say to the three girls?

 

[ProtoKun7]

What did Santa Clause say to the three girls?

*deep breath* HHHH...*gets taken down*..#[];'.'#

 

[Deleted_171835]

One word in this sentence is misspelled. Which word is it?

Spoiler: Clue

It's not a spelling error

Spoiler: Answer

It isn't spelled wrong, the one word in this sentence misspelled is "misspelled."

I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I?

Spoiler: Clue

You suck at answering riddles.

Spoiler: Answer

The castle's shadow.

Lame riddles compared to most of the others above.

Edit1: Epic fail. Thanks Vulpesand Protokun7

 

[Advi]

A man is about to get sentenced to five years in prison for his crimes when the judge says one final thing:

"This is a first offence, so I will let you make a statement of confession to lighten your term. If the statement is true, you will go to prison for four years. If the statement is false, you will be sentenced to four."

The man thought for a moment, then made a statement to the judge. He was baffled as what to do; he made a promise on the life and well-being on this man in a court of law, so he had to choice but to let him go free. What was his statement?

Spoiler: Clue

This man has done an injustice against his community; the court doesn't want him to go free, but the judge left true and false as the only options. Think, what kind of phrase could invalidate both of these options at once?

Spoiler: Answer

"You will sentence me to six years in prison."

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?

The word is "Which", and not "What"

How far can a dog run into the woods?

 

[Veho]

"If the statement is true, you will go to prison for four years. If the statement is false, you will be sentenced to four."
There is a flaw in the premise.

QUOTE(SoulSnatcher @ Mar 22 2010, 09:43 PM) I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I?

Well... given enough time...

Spoiler

They could take the castle apart brick by brick and rebuild it a way off, taking the shadow with them.

Also,

 

[ProtoKun7]

One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?

The word is "Which", and not "What"

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Firstly, I also picked up on "which", not "what".

Also, the answer:

Spoiler

Halfway. After that it's running out.