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  1. Danny600kill
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    Danny600kill xD

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    We've all heard them, and most people have stood and struggled to work them out

    I want to hear some of the hardest most complicating and just plain annoying riddle's ever created so let join forces and share our riddly goodness [​IMG]


    I will start

    What is this object?
    The guy who makes it doesn't want it
    The guy who buys it doesn't need it
    The guy who uses it doesn't know it

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    Try to set them out like mine please

    have fun
     
  2. outgum

    outgum Pokemanz Master

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    What is once in a minute,
    twice in a moment,
    and never in a thousand years?


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  3. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    What is:
    The beginning of eternity,
    The end of time and space,
    The beginning of every end,
    The end of every place?

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  4. _Chaz_

    _Chaz_ GBAtemp's Official Mook™

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    I never was, am always to be.
    No one ever saw me, nor ever will.
    Yet I am the confidence of all to live and breathe on this globe.

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  5. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    Two brothers are we, great burdens we bear; all day we are bitterly pressed.
    But this I will say; we are full all day, and empty when we go to rest.
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    A man leaves home, turns left three times, and comes back home to the man in the mask. Who is the man in the mask?
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    A man builds a house with all four walls facing south. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear?
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    Round am I, look flat as a board. Altar to the wolfen lord.
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    I quiver with each breath of air, yet the mightiest burdens I bear.
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    I have four blades, but I draw no blood. I mash and turn my victims to powder, in my head my blades are louder.
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  6. Tychon

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    Any math nerds around?

    What is the integral of 1/chair?

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  7. rastsan

    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    what shadow isn't really a shadow?

    when shadow is someones name...
     
  8. ProtoKun7

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    When is a door not a door?

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  9. tj_cool

    tj_cool Site dev

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    This planet
    like this

    Answer

    According to some sites: this is a very hard one (97% of Harvard students can't solve it, yet 84% of the kids in kindergarten were able to figure this out in 6 minutes):

    I turn polar bears white
    and I will make you cry.
    I make guys have to pee
    and girls comb their hair.
    I make celebrities look stupid
    and normal people look like celebrities.
    I turn pancakes brown
    and make your champane bubble.
    If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
    If you look at me, you'll pop.
    Can you guess the riddle?

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  10. Tempted

    Tempted Newbie

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    What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

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  11. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    What did Santa Clause say to the three girls?
     
  12. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    *deep breath* HHHH...*gets taken down*..#[];'.'#

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  13. soulx

    soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    One word in this sentence is misspelled. Which word is it?

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    I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I?

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    Lame riddles compared to most of the others above.

    Edit1: Epic fail. Thanks Vulpesand Protokun7
     
  14. Advi

    Advi GBAtemp Maniac

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    A man is about to get sentenced to five years in prison for his crimes when the judge says one final thing:

    "This is a first offence, so I will let you make a statement of confession to lighten your term. If the statement is true, you will go to prison for four years. If the statement is false, you will be sentenced to four."

    The man thought for a moment, then made a statement to the judge. He was baffled as what to do; he made a promise on the life and well-being on this man in a court of law, so he had to choice but to let him go free. What was his statement?
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  15. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    The word is "Which", and not "What"

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    How far can a dog run into the woods?
     
  16. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Well... given enough time...
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    Also,

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  17. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    Firstly, I also picked up on "which", not "what". [​IMG]

    Also, the answer:

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