Rambo rapes gravity

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Feb 7, 2008

Rambo rapes gravity by Westside at 4:05 AM (1,849 Views / 0 Likes) 16 replies

  1. Westside
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    Check it out at 8:19.


    You need to chew some Rambo flavored bubble gum to watch this shit:
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  2. Linkiboy

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    He also raped time.
     
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    Didn't they teach you how to do that in the Canadian Army?
     
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    Rambo > Chuck Norris OMG YES I DID JUST SAY THAT !
     
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    [​IMG] I agree dammit.
     
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    His psychic mom told him he was gonna make it. So he was fine.
     
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    Well, they told us to at least respect the laws of physics. Rambo is not an ordinary soldier, he's not even human.
     
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    Doesn't spiderman do the exact same thing?... OH. MY. GOD..
     
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    lol after watching the latest movie I also agree with the Rambo >>>> Chuck Norris comments!
    The movie overall was crap (1hr 20 mins with credits lol) but the amount of kills (276) and the effects of said kills were amazing! Limbs flying everywhere, blood spurting, all in all, EPIC!
    Check out the movie! I've never seen such realistic gore deaths on anything that wasn't actually real before.
     
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    But Chuck Norris has and extra fist under his beard.

    How can Rambo combat that?
     
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    Rambo used to have an extra rocket launcher under his beard, but he thought it was too easy, so he shaved it off.
    For Rambo, killing is as easy as breathing.
     
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    Only when he's pushed.
     
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    Wow. I'm no rocket scientist here, bit I'm pretty sure that the place where the rope snags would be the middle of the swing radius.
     
  14. scubersteve

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    Well, Rambo rapes gravity. So you're opinion doesn't matter anymore, jumpman.
     
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    And I just raped Rambo. It was awesome. I got to wear a bandanna and everything!
     
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    Not even in your dreams. Rambo is unrapable because even if you hold him down and try to have sex with him, he will rip you apart from the vagina through his gigantic penis.
     
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    Naa it was pretty smooth. He gave me some HGH and told me to saddle him up.
     

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